CaptainJackHarknes

captainjackharknes


Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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Some deep sh*t 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
This doesn't work, because we are not FORCED to use pen in everyday life. On official documents,yes, to prevent people from erasing things on checks like who is to be able to cash it.
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S-sorry Morty 34 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Was about to say that Morty probably saw pictures, but then remembered that not even the family really knows who she was.
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S-sorry Morty 34 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
good ol incest
morty would have to pretty much fuck his grandma
S-sorry Morty 34 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
He cares only when it's something actually important. He tries not to care at all, because thats what he wants to be, invincible. But yet, he can't help himself. It's actually really deep.
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I don't condone that behavior 18 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Okay, say I have a girlfriend. I fuck your mom, but I don't actually care about your mother, and she did it for five bucks and doesn't really care about me either. It isn't cheating on the girlfriend because neither me or your mother had any romantic feelings.
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Sea flap flaps try to become air flap flaps 12 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
All I wanted was a chicken wing
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Then I got shot in the ding a ling
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How civilized are we?? 21 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Thats sexist-ist
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Stop comparing yourself 10 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Except pineapple pizza
no one fuckin likes pineapple pizza
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I don't condone that behavior 18 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
yeah i think so
I miss you 29 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
right in my non existent feels.
this would really hurt if I'd been in an actually good relationship that wasn't just me trying to console someone, or a crazy desperate chick who wanted to rush in way too fast. lol, why have i just been spouting all my issues on fs lately? lemme know if its like annoying or making me seem like an attention whore
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I don't condone that behavior 18 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
good ol comedy shows
I don't condone that behavior 18 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
There was a show where the bride slept with a male stripper, another woman hid and filmed it because the bride was an asshole, and the filming woman was gonna show it to the groom the next day, and it turned out the groom was the male stripper.
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Safety first! 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Same thing happened to my middle school English teacher.
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There are two types of people when you open your own business 11 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Wait, what kinda stuff do you do? Might support your music stuff, and whatnot.
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The younger generation is weird 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
yeah no, id close the door on them. there's a reason my wifi has a password.
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Saying 'you should exercise' is now a huge crime 21 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Hey, I, as an overweight person, am currently working to lose weight. I've started biking every day now, and I'm starting to feel a little better about myself. Just knowing that I'm starting to work to improve myself helps me a bit.
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I can't trust them anymore 32 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
You know, I've done a lot of sins. Now I'm about to do this one ;)
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There are two types of people when you open your own business 11 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
if one of my friends owned a restaurant, they'd probably be offering me free food. id be too uncomfortable just asking for it, but i mean, if they offer it, id eat it.
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I can't trust them anymore 32 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Need help with that?
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10 mins ago he offered to buy her one and she said no 14 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
If i had a so,i would not condone them just taking food off my plate. but depending on how far the relationship is, then id be fine with them using my stuff without asking.
10 mins ago he offered to buy her one and she said no 14 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
I just hate it when people take food off my plate, or even try taking something of mine without asking, while I'm right there. They usually grab it and then ask if they could use it. Even if it was something I would have let them borrow, I don't if they tried asking after, or while they take the thing. They assume the answer is yes, and that just pisses me off.
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Hello ;) 27 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
thirsty only for you and your amazing personality
Hello ;) 27 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
your outfit is nice, as well. itd look better in a crumpled heap next to my bed though.
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Hello ;) 27 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
or all of the above ;)
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You're cute :3 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
HEY FUCKASS ARACHNOFONDLER
YOU'RE CUTE
NOW FUCK OFF
OR FUCK ME
PREFERABLY THE SECOND OPTION
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