CaptainJackHarknes

captainjackharknes


Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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And I'm off! 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Maybe by the time it cuts to that scene, he's finished with all the other houses in that area.
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Whoever wrote this headline is a savage 13 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
You're welcome! :D
Whoever wrote this headline is a savage 13 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Well, it can be physically difficult to stand, when you weigh too much...
Retail is horrifying 10 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
As a cashier, this speaks to me on an emotional level
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Piece of cake 12 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
He is a mental ward patient. Flash is helping him, instead of just beating the crap out of him, like everyone else would.
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I can now legally... vote! 44 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
And then she kissed me the third time
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I can now legally... vote! 44 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Yeah, the first two times I froze up, because im awkward af. Then, I had a brilliant idea. I told her 'You know, I think I'm starting to get used to this, but do it one more time just so I can be sure.' That was pretty much the smoothest thing I have ever actually physically said to someone.
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I can now legally... vote! 44 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
yes
I can now legally... vote! 44 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
I haven't gotten that far in that regard. Haven't had any responses after she said she had to take a test.
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I can now legally... vote! 44 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
OKAY SO I DECIDED TO MESSAGE HER ON MESSENGER AND ITS KINDA SORTA UNCLEAR ON WHERE WE STAND
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I can now legally... vote! 44 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Whoever has the policy of freedom to have sex.
I can now legally... vote! 44 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
IT WAS ON THE CHEEK EACH TIME BUT IVE NEVER BEEN KISSED BY NON FAMILY BEFORE
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I can now legally... vote! 44 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
I GOT KISSED 3 TIMES BY A GIRL I LIKE
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I can now legally... vote! 44 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
No... thats not it... its when you pay something off over time, and because of that they charge you a percentage of the annual price more, the longer you take to pay it off.
I can now legally... vote! 44 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Do I look stupid to you?
I take a personal finance class.
It would be better to own a cheap, run down car, than it would be to have to keep making payments that increase by a percentage annually. I honestly forgot the word for that. the money increase thing...
I can now legally... vote! 44 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Oh god, the change, it's started!
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I can now legally... vote! 44 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Plus, I bought all that at a low low price!
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I can now legally... vote! 44 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
So who wants to vote with me?
I can now legally... vote! 44 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
I mean, I already bought party hats, confetti poppers, balloons, and noisemakers. Takin this shit to school, because fuck being mature, right?
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I can now legally... vote! 44 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Is that what I stepped in?
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I can now legally... vote! 44 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
fite me
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captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
IM AN ADULT NOW, SO I CAN MAKE ALL THE BAD CHOICES I WANT
-slap-
wha?
whAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
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That's my monthly expenses 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
:P I forgot some schools do have things that accept cards.
Also, I'd be too paranoid to have my card somewhere it could slip out like that.
That's my monthly expenses 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Why would you even take it out in school???