CaptainJackHarknes

captainjackharknes

Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty
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Jokes 12 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
1.Haduken
2.Gay sex
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I'm a simple man 14 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Can't blame me for trying
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A stack of f**ks 20 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
The fill in the blank one
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A stack of f**ks 20 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Fuck me and die
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A stack of f**ks 20 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Fuck me and the horse you rode in on
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I'm a simple man 14 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
If you want, I could judge your booty to make sure it's 100% perfect before you show it off to your boyfriend or whatever. Gotta make sure it's perfect, right?
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I'm a simple man 14 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Skintight pants with a box around your ass, with it that close to someone's face, is gonna be good enough for anyone.
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I'm a simple man 14 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
More like a dick in her box
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Fred 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
And I've never touched a desert before.
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Hahaha I can't stand that sound. 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Huh. Well, my dads Durango doesn't ring for other seats... It's what, 7 years old?
"This is my son, officer." 4 comments
Hahaha I can't stand that sound. 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Since when does the ringer go off with seats other than the driver's?
Cartoonized portrait pt.5 (Pitty) 48 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
yeah thatd be cause Facebook
Cartoonized portrait pt.5 (Pitty) 48 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Welp I had to make an Instagram account, because I had no other idea on how to contact you :P
This Chinese farmer invented the original backup sensor 11 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
I thought you liked em smooth tho
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Cartoonized portrait pt.5 (Pitty) 48 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
man i kinda wanna try and get you do one of me. not because i wanna join the trend, but because id use the most unflattering facial expression i physically could. and then, no matter what, if you draw it, it would seem like so insulting and mean xD
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Teach your kids to think 59 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
It isn't random changes. Evolution is literally a species changing, and adapting to their surroundings. They are not just randomly morphing into shit.
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This Chinese farmer invented the original backup sensor 11 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
After seeing this, I doubt you'll be satisfied with cat balls.
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Execute order 66 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Checked it out. The location is...
166 Hidden Lake Dr S, Creswell, NC 27928, USA
Latitude: 35.765458 Longitude: -76.506042
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Well you don't see this everyday! 9 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
"WHERE ARE YOU DEAN?!? DON'T WORRY, I'M ON MY WAY!"
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And I'm off! 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Maybe by the time it cuts to that scene, he's finished with all the other houses in that area.
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Whoever wrote this headline is a savage 13 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
You're welcome! :D
Whoever wrote this headline is a savage 13 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Well, it can be physically difficult to stand, when you weigh too much...
Retail is horrifying 10 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
As a cashier, this speaks to me on an emotional level
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Piece of cake 12 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
He is a mental ward patient. Flash is helping him, instead of just beating the crap out of him, like everyone else would.
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