CaptainJackHarknes

captainjackharknes

Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty
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Granny sends noods 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Lord help us on a windy day.
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Well I am a foreveralone 22 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
He... could have just took it off...
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Professor X could walk 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Except he did it in the comics. Something or another stopped him after some point, don't really remember what anymore.
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So romantic 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
:D
Alarm clock with HD night vision camera 9 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
There's a difference between having hidden cameras in your own home, and hidden cameras in a semi public place.
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What would you do? 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Minecraft with all the ram allocated to it, and with several modpacks, Optifine, and definitely sky factory.
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A true hero 10 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Actually, that's the name of someone in the Sunday Funnies...
Writing prompts! 27 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
"Good luck finding something to tell me that I don't already tell myself daily"
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Little monsters 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
"Yeah, why you askin?"
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Stop the madness!!! 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
As a cashier, I have no idea what that's about.
Smh 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
I have a confession... I am a wearer of coats. Like not just winter weather. During the past 4 years I have worn like 4 blazers, 1 leather jacket, and currently a trenchcoat. It's a thing.
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Sorry to break it to you 9 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Well, not quite exploding, but like supposedly, if it were strained, itd ve just...undone?
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Sorry to break it to you 9 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Ha ha, mine was tied like really wrong, and supposedly had the risk of it 'popping' for most of my childhood. Still an innie tho
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Victory 25 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
To all those in the itty bitty titty committee: If anyone else says your boobs are too small, kill them. They were lying anyway, and we don't need the kind of people who don't respect all types of the glorious breast. That is all.
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Truth be told 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Yeah, I can see why. Even breadcrumbs are enough to trigger it.
Don't hate. Participate :-) 28 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
And your parents let you do this kinda stupid crap why?
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Don't hate. Participate :-) 28 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Huh. I mean, I guess that's one way to confuse people?
Truth be told 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
This is gonna seem weird, but I literally just finished my research paper today for Celiac Disease...
Keep it in your pants! 15 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
What if I want to enter Jesus?
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Don't hate. Participate :-) 28 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
And it isn't you.
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Pure Comedy 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
How Bill described herself, for one.
Elon never gives up 23 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Someone's a little salty
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Elon never gives up 23 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Water you all talking about?
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Cool 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Where's my free sex toy?
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