*standing a few feet away from lava*
ooh crispy

Oh my!

Forgive me, for I have committed the greatest sin on the internets
I have propagated the spread of falsehoods

Everyone dies
You cannot fully destroy something/the amount of matter remains the same in the universe
The water actually called 'Absolute'
And that on April 9th, 2018, at 6:25 in the morning, I was exhausted af, and already ready to end the day.

You know, it's been hours, and it's still burning.

Awesome, I got hotdogs and marshmallows.

Hope you got spf 9000 sunscreen handy.

Why? Your interview isn't until later.

Okay so turns out swords are heavy and I didn't use enough tape. I am now a pincushion. Does that still count?

Is that a challenge? Time to break out the duct tape.

Waffle stomp that fucker

EVIL

Quick question, what do you call the study of rockets and momentum again?
Oh yeah
Rocket SCIENCE

No, but this is!
*suddenly alcohol*

So he's so hot, physics just broke. Sounds about right.

+1 to self worth!
now its only -49! Wow I feel better already!

Awesome! Can I use it for anything?

There's a reply button you know.