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Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty
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We only have 1 earth, finally someone listen 2 comments

captainjackharknes · 6 years ago

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N*gga what? 4 comments

captainjackharknes · 6 years ago

What kind of battery?

It’s not DiGiorno, it’s DiStruggle 4 comments

captainjackharknes · 6 years ago

Ah yes. Oil a pan, place some bread on it, heat it in the oven at like 350 degrees for 5 minutes, add some sauce, cheese and toppings, and put it back in for another 9 minutes.

But really, what does it say? 6 comments

captainjackharknes · 6 years ago

Only if you watch.

How the times have changed 5 comments

captainjackharknes · 6 years ago

Actually yes they do screen uber drivers. They do monthly background checks, and if you don't keep an average of 3 stars or more, you usually get fired. Also, the Uber app itself has a few built-in safety features.

Only gamers wil anderstand 3 comments

captainjackharknes · 6 years ago

Can someone help me get out of the door?

Excitement graph in real time 3 comments

captainjackharknes · 6 years ago

You'll have to fight me for them.

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How cool is this drawing 14 comments

captainjackharknes · 6 years ago

Hot Jack, it's damn!

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How cool is this drawing 14 comments

captainjackharknes · 6 years ago

On my way now.

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How the times have changed 5 comments

captainjackharknes · 6 years ago

So, what are taxi drivers then? I guess they're okay because they've been strangers for longer?

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Yeah sex is great but have you ever rolled max damage before? 3 comments

captainjackharknes · 6 years ago

I would like to make a roll for MURDER

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Get a flu shot 4 comments

captainjackharknes · 6 years ago

Fuck that, I always got a stuffy nose, for no reason.

fat *** 5 comments

captainjackharknes · 6 years ago

You know those hams you buy in grocery stores? Wrapped in the string stuff.

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I'd quit Wow today 6 comments

captainjackharknes · 6 years ago

Who gets to be the Avatar?

Just a little reminder that Apple hates you 7 comments

captainjackharknes · 6 years ago

I don't know what I'm looking at.

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Also if your finger is at a slightly wrong angle 3 comments

captainjackharknes · 6 years ago

Really? My fingerprint thingy actually works after I get out of the shower. The angle thing is pretty problematic though.

Suck it up 8 comments

captainjackharknes · 6 years ago

Yeah, Edward Cullen did it.

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Blorp bleep boop 4 comments

captainjackharknes · 6 years ago

You know why.

Annie are you ok, are you ok Annie? 7 comments

captainjackharknes · 6 years ago

It's cool, I die all the time.

Almost a boomer comic 10 comments

captainjackharknes · 6 years ago

Wait, boots are gone? What will I, a young, 20 year old, wear now??

Annie are you ok, are you ok Annie? 7 comments

captainjackharknes · 6 years ago

Dammit, Sam!

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The only advantage of knowing C++ 4 comments

captainjackharknes · 6 years ago

I mean, I don't know a thing about programming, but I think I understand this.

Maybe he did but only cause they gave him this plant 11 comments

captainjackharknes · 6 years ago

Hey guys, I made salad!

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Happy Turkey Day, funsubbers! 11 comments

captainjackharknes · 6 years ago

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Happy Turkey Day, funsubbers! 11 comments

captainjackharknes · 6 years ago

Hey, I brought you this glass of water-I mean motor oil.

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