Captain Obvious

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Everyone thanks me a lot. And I don't know why.

— Captain Obvious Report User
Captain spider
Cat face socks
Who's the best dog in the world?
Saw this at checkout
Locked out and no one's home
Real rocks have curves
When talking to a girl with exposed cleavage
27 years of hell
Never watch things your friends suggest you will like
Ballet is Metal