carne_asada

carne_asada


I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hampster, and your father smelt of eldeberries!

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What do you guys have done? 9 comments
carne_asada · 7 weeks ago
Boi
You know what I am sayin? 9 comments
carne_asada · 7 weeks ago
OH MY GOD
President of the itty bitty t*tty comittee 8 comments
carne_asada · 7 weeks ago
Me_irl
Can't argue with that 5 comments
carne_asada · 7 weeks ago
6 hours, the goddamn girl is mine
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Ghosted 21 comments
carne_asada · 7 weeks ago
I’m not crying...
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New world record 16 comments
carne_asada · 7 weeks ago
@getan I am a woman who can drive, but I can actually take a joke without being butthurt
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New world record 16 comments
carne_asada · 7 weeks ago
Women...
When someone says weed should stay illegal 20 comments
carne_asada · 7 weeks ago
The same logic goes for alcohol
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Like a wise man once said 7 comments
carne_asada · 7 weeks ago
Unless your car is the house
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Tell me why 12 comments
carne_asada · 7 weeks ago
Fuck yall
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Tell me why 12 comments
carne_asada · 7 weeks ago
Idk, but i accidentally put metal in there once and my food came out black
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Why are you like this? 4 comments
carne_asada · 7 weeks ago
I don’t think decaying is the issue. Your pee would just have to be super concentrated. You would have to be really dehydrated. Like almost to the point of death by dehydration to have a large amount of concentrated ammonia, or you could also have bladder stones.
Double standards for young men 39 comments
carne_asada · 7 weeks ago
Christ
This is why I left fs
Strengthening the relationship 16 comments
carne_asada · 7 weeks ago
There should also be a nail
Screw, nail, and nut
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Double standards for young men 39 comments
carne_asada · 7 weeks ago
Good lord.
I would list all of the double standards that are worse for women, but guess what? I don’t care about them? Does that mean they don’t exist? No. I don’t let them affect me
Men should also not let double standards like these affect them. These ones are really obscure like sex toys, so they probably don’t affect most guys anyway
Double standards for young men 39 comments
carne_asada · 7 weeks ago
Oh my.
I actually agree with sero here
Why are you like this? 4 comments
carne_asada · 7 weeks ago
The amount of hydrazine would also be pretty small, as there isn’t much ammonia in fresh urine
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Don’t worry I didn’t actually report them 5 comments
carne_asada · 7 weeks ago
Why dodn’t you report them?
That’s blasphemous
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0wN3d 7 comments
carne_asada · 8 weeks ago
Pwned
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Welcome to FS, I'll be your guide, here's the first stop 22 comments
carne_asada · 8 weeks ago
But shouldn’t there be dates over each of the texts?
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Let's go to Bermuda! 4 comments
carne_asada · 8 weeks ago
I’m not that rich
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One day after cutting off 11 years worth of dreads 26 comments
carne_asada · 8 weeks ago
Some black people look cool with dreads
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One day after cutting off 11 years worth of dreads 26 comments
carne_asada · 8 weeks ago
Dreads look weird on white people
Don't you love that? 6 comments
carne_asada · 8 weeks ago
Impeccable logic: we look good for men that we arent interested in
Puberty 4 comments
carne_asada · 8 weeks ago
Freddy Benson
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