I'm losing count... Is this the 4th or 5th time I've seen this on here?

I only accept thoughts and prayers

They missed the first line of "is this still available?"

Practice, practice, practice! Google common interview questions for that job and practice answering them a few times out loud. You would be surprised what saying answers out loud just once or twice does.
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Also, prepare questions. If you can ask the right questions and get the interviewer to talk more than you, you're turning it into more of a conversation and not just an interview. It also makes you seem more engaged and interested. Good luck!!

Red light cameras were made illegal in Texas not that long ago!

I've been doing my part of just downvoting the obvious bot posts and moving on. Some of them are good but the posts obviously from other sites and the ones from several months ago are just annoying.
I only stay because the memes are still better and I like the frequent posters. I'm a daily but silent user here and still feel like I know a lot of y'all very well.

Ok now we can relate to this post

The instructions on my pasta said to bring the water to a rapid boil. After all my years of cooking, I still don't know how to rapidly boil water. Just how to normally boil water

There is an organization that actually ships a truck load of dogs from Texas up to New York because of this. There's always a line of people waiting when it gets there.

This post looks awfully familiar...

You can tell if it's someone not familiar with the area vs someone just being an ahole. I've had several people try to explain to me that they're actually helping the traffic flow by doing that

Are they both trying to push it?

I'm still not good at the toilet paper math. Is that 144 Charmin? Scott? Store brand?

@mr_pigeonwizard

I was starting to think he just really liked to dance...

Do horses get sunburns? That will be one sunburnt horse if they do...

If Qatar, as the richest country in the world, is going to name an area Oregon, can't they at least name it New Oregon?

I wonder how many more are in an 18 pack

I like how the screen needs to let you know that it's occupied

What about when you piss in the cum pool?