Okay, but seriously, who considers a "selfie" photography? It is different from a self portrait. A selfie is specifically taken with a smartphone, it is actually in its definition

And to wipe your butt, and not eat poison. But hey, lets pick on them for not being up to date on technology

Now its tradition

Cellphone cameras are very different from old school cameras so they can take getting used to for older generations. Not stupid, just used to different tech.

How dare you question Ma Kent's taste in drinkware?

You didn't answer my Time question. I'm concerned

They have a spaceship in their barn/storm cellar. And an alien demigod writing letters to Santa. At that point not much is beyond their scope.
Also, Dick, aren't you WAY younger than him? Are you playing Flash and fiddling with the Time stream

Just common courtesy.

That quote is referencing whether a soldier believes a mission will fail ir not, not whether a command is moral or legal. If a commandung officer us breaking the law or doing something grossly amoral, a soldier is required to report him, not to blibdly follow. That is a distinction few realize, unfortunately.

I think that Facebook messenger or something like it.

Maybe it depends on the state health codes, or maybe how scrupulous the management. I've never worked in a place where they were allowed to serve day old food, even popcorn since it goes stale. Not even at Target.

But just think, he's going to get carded until he's 60.

But do you bedazzle your stampironed hair?

Men don't even ask for directions or follow instructions, why would they ask for feedback.

Yes, they can, as well as conspiracy since they intend for thst person to take the blame. Basically they are risking serious jail time just for a joke. Even if they only posted it to be funny and didn't actually intend to do it, they cannot prove that, but this could be used as evidence against him in court.

And if they do try to give any to someone, they can be charged with distribution, a felony in most places, especially if it is to a minor and on school grounds. Way to play yourself