Ditto, and she's not nearly as attractive as the internet thinks she is.

I'm dying inside~
And all I see are demons~

and also being a much better rapper than Ricegum could ever hope to be.

He finally got a hot nickel ball on a pussy.

Exactly. You don't just go about your normal business and "hope" that the knife doesn't kill you, you do your damnedest to get yourself to someone who can help you. This is honestly the shittiest allegory I've ever heard.

I think dakimakura are those Japanese body pillows

Roses are red, violets are blue
I'm a grammar Nazi, and I'm just fucking with you.

Either*

Yep, for sure, but you should make sure not to interrupt the rape, enslavement, and killing that the shop clerks were already doing to themselves before you got there.

Universal healthcare only works in Scandinavia because of their low population~!

How chubby are we talkin' here?

Well the impetus goes that a man has to be attracted to all women regardless of her actual level of physical attraction, so it's very hypocritical.

"For a friend!...."