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Coins 5 comments
chakun · 5 years ago
I know this is a joke, but I could totally see it happening.
A professor helps student find their passion 6 comments
chakun · 5 years ago
no, art school.
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A professor helps student find their passion 6 comments
chakun · 5 years ago
I like it because it allows me to turn my brain off and escape the unceasing drudgery that is my life. It's my only respite from the soul numbing reality that all I ever do is spiral towards an untimely death, most likely at the hands of diabetes or heart disease.
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No, things aren't that simple 8 comments
chakun · 5 years ago
yeah, but oftentimes, the truth isn't nearly that complicated, and more often than not, the absolute truth isn't that hard to find, ain't it?
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Nice 10 comments
chakun · 5 years ago
I mean, as a white guy, I kinda wish I had that power.
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OMG!!! 6 comments
chakun · 5 years ago
These immortal fuckers ain't even tryin' anymore.
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Maybe you need new friends 2 comments
chakun · 5 years ago
Are those fuckers avoiding the crispy crunchy edges? Fuckin' morons!
The future of our education is ruined 14 comments
chakun · 5 years ago
Thank you, I'm trying to bring it back. Also suitable would be "namby pahamby bullshit".
The future of our education is ruined 14 comments
chakun · 5 years ago
Just write back "no". And when they send you to the principal's office, just tell the principal that you refuse to conform to their namby pamby bullshit, and you WILL exercise your first amendment rights like a motherfucking American. Doesn't matter if you're not American, you can still claim it, as long as you actually try to get your country leadership to give you actual rights.
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The Police in Sweden hosted an event where you could test if you can outrun a policeman 18 comments
chakun · 5 years ago
My country has this every day, you just have to hold up your local convenience store first.
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Prison in Norway 16 comments
chakun · 5 years ago
That's not a prison, it's a fuckin' criminal retreat.
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Listen to Trajan 15 comments
chakun · 5 years ago
Trajan, get the fuck out of the way, I don't have time for your shit right now.
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And now he graduated! 2 comments
chakun · 5 years ago
congrats, old dude, rock on with your bad self.
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Cedar Tree after a storm in Central Kansas 4 comments
chakun · 5 years ago
That's the fucking Thing, I don't care what you say.
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Capitalism yes 23 comments
chakun · 5 years ago
You gotta find comfort in the little things in life.
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Capitalism yes 23 comments
chakun · 5 years ago
You can go to Walmart right now and buy a bottle of regular insulin for less than 25 dollars. You don't even need a prescription. It isn't instant, it takes about an hour for the full effect, but it's better than nothing. He could have at least used it to tide him over until he had enough for the Novolog and Lantus. Novolog, by the way, is basically instant, it takes, like, ten minutes for full effect (don't quote me on that), and Lantus is sort of a background kind of thing. But yeah, this guy's death had nothing to do with "teh evulz of Capituhlizm!!!".
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Capitalism yes 23 comments
chakun · 5 years ago
a bottle of regular insulin is 25 dollars. This man was either unwilling to settle for regular, or was ill-informed by his doctor. My mother has lived with diabetes since she was eight years old, and we are dirt poor. Yeah, taking daily insulin shots sucks, but it's better than nothing, and this man's death was not caused by our lack of socialism, but by either his shitty doctor, or his bad choices. Downvote me to hell, and I'll see you all there. He should have gone to a doctor when his blood sugar got past 300. They would have taken care of him, and yeah, he would have had a bill for a few hundred dollars, but I'm pretty sure that's far better than DYING.
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Cool flower 3 comments
chakun · 5 years ago
I think that's an artichoke.
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Capitalism yes 23 comments
chakun · 5 years ago
Dude, that guy did not die because we don't have socialized medicine, I guarantee it.
Capitalism yes 23 comments
chakun · 5 years ago
Yo, insulin is fucking 25 dollars at Walmart. And y'all can't blame not having socialized medicine for this because my mom has been saved several times at the hospital without even having insurance. Yeah, we got a bill in the mail, but they didn't just leave her to die, considering that's against the law.
Superman is scared of false rape accusations, lmao 41 comments
chakun · 5 years ago
You're a moron.
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Can this be a movie? 12 comments
chakun · 5 years ago
The last entry was "chilling"?
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This school installed a cry closet in the library 9 comments
chakun · 5 years ago
Bottle that shit inside and let it fester and rot like a normal adult, you fucking pansies.
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