Quebec is lovely, though the people can be weird. I'm also on vacation, skiing in the U.S. state West Virginia

and i'm just at home suffering in the cold

Sheesh man, it's not that cold. Get yourselves some emergency hand warmers, and make sure they aren't used damnit milo, that thinghad like fifteen minutes left on it.

hah... right then i'll just pop off to the store at 1 am.

Make someone else do it.

at one in the morning

It is n't that late. Or you could make some warm milk and drink it. Does your house have a fireplace

no

Do you like tea?

yes quite but i already have a cup

Are you wearing socks?

no

Get some socks, and get a hat. Heat escapes from the head.

hmm i am under a blanket

Get a blanket, get to the highest point of where you live. Also, stand in the corner. It's about 90° there

Another blanket, that is

... that pun...

I like to add a little obvious bullshit whenever I give advice

i think ive noticed that

Gee, I thought you were ignorant. Gee, let's keep saying gee so that we can sound like children in those older disney movies.