What do you call a crippled little girl?
Difficult to rape

What's the best part of fucking twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them

Dark humour is like a child with cancer, it never gets old.

Unapologetically stolen from Reddit:
"After the guy got dragged off the United plane:
'The service has really gone down at United. 16 years ago, they'd fly you right to your office.'"
(will_edit_comment on Reddit)

how do you get a baby in a box?
with a blender. how do you get it out?
nachhhoooooooossss

Dark humor is like food-not everyone gets it

(Stolen)
I don't know about you guys, but I like my humor like I like my slaves
Dark

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

How do you walk a dog with no legs?
You drag it

What fraction of people enjoy a gangbang?
9/10

Nothin wrong with that

Bro, you were more sexual than I am at this age

Haha
Yeah I was but that doesn't make it right!
Wish I could
Take it back
So be a bit less kiddo

How do you stop a baby crying? Aim the gun right the second time

i made that one up :^)

I like that one

thank

Hey
I think you're doing great at this buddy

What's better than a pile of dead babies?
One in the middle that's alive and has to eat it's way out.

Jesus