salami shaped people loafs

A universe where I have a will to live

So one that doesn't exist

A universe where we all know we're all Sims and we're fine with it

I would sext that green game

A universe where fire alarms are sentient, and extremely judgmental of your cooking

A universe where cartoons are real and our lives are cartoon

A universe where razor blades are bread and bread is razor blades

A universe where people find boring regular lifestyles interesting and observe our universe through a TV

A universe where the Winchesters write fanfic about me instead

A universe where every duels each other in a children's card game and could possibly die

A universe where everyone looks and sounds like Danny Devito

isn't that already this one?

A universe in which alternate universes do not exist.

Imagine if that's ours :(

multiverse theory doesn't allow for paradoxical timelines

Except in the universe that it does.

It doesn't, even when it does

An alternative universe where Shark Week is Crocodile Week