The power to choke on any food, but you'll never know when you're gonna choke

The power to pass a test you studied for

The power to use any useless power you think of

A power that lets you summon a short rope from your hand, and it's just a rope.

The power to turn to lamps

The power to have really good, witty comebacks, but only three hours after they were needed

The power to melt cheese

The power to lose and gain weight, but only with proper diet and exercise

The power to turn into a brick once forever

The power to eat bricks, but all of your teeth will automatically fall out

The power to power chug water.

The power to drink bottled water, but only if the bottle had not been opened before

The ability to per Apple cider

The power to eat as much as you want. You'll still get fat, but you'll always have room in your stomach for more

That's actually a good power for me, for reasons

The ability to predict the future, but only people who you don't know

The ability to charge your phone, but only when it's fully charged

The Power to Make The Sickest Burns but only no one else hears it and then someone says it out loud.

The ability survive drinking bleach

I have that ability