Such as?

Why cant i sleep? Why do we sleep? Why is sleep so hard to achieve when you are trying to sleep. Did that one kid in chemistry who was nice to me have a crush on me??
Do those work?

Can I bake a cookie for only a second in the oven with the power of the sun? Is miss Kobayashi's dragon maid going to have an season2?

I'm not sure, goddamit

If it's Opposite Day, and its Opposite Day, would that make it an normal day?

I think so, but you put me into a infinite loop of hell

You're very welcome

Welcome to my mind, muahahaha-
Oh look a squirrel

Did you say SQUIRREL? OH MY GOD A SQUIRRRREEEELLLLL YASSSSSS

I was driving in my go kart one day when I was younger and I ran over a squirrel by accident. I feel so bad, it was like a little BUMP.
Eggs dee
Lè Mayo

Don't worry mate, we all have to kill sometimes. I used to remember younger me, instead of freeing insects and mosquitos by opening windows I slaughtered them with newspaper and kitchen roll