My ex-boyfriend told me that he killed his baby brother by accident by rolling over into him and smothering him in his sleep.

Wth

That I don't have someone to date.

Damn thats a tougg ine to live with.

The worst i found out about an ex girlfriend, Was she would use a certain website to find dudes to fuck while i was at work.

Yup.

Woah that's way more fucked up then not having someone. You okay man?

Yeah i guess im alright for the most part. Its tge fact of being used that sucks

My ex was supposed to have a twin or something
But he kinda consumed it...
It's pretty fascinating to me

There can only be one thats why

HIGHLANDER!

Uh... worst thing that happened was at a party... my drunk GF let some dude suck on her tit in the middle of the party while I was playing beer pong.. and needless too say I didn't hit that shot. I deserved it though I guess. About a month earlier she was all "idk if i want to be exclusive" and I said OK and was making out with her sorority sister 20 min later... then she wanted to be exclusive like right after.... w/e idk all I know was apparently I was wrong.
Side note: first threesome was with those two. <_<d was nice.

That she's a lying bitch