sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Some people have heirlooms or a business. We have depression and the ALMIGHTY ABILITY TO ATTRACT INSANITY. I don't like talking to humans much but mfw when I do. The last five or so females I've talked to over the last few years have been fucking gloriously insane.

One was a religious chick who enjoyed talking about her current sex life every time she saw me. Took me like three years to realize she may have liked me. We only really talked at Church when makes it much more hilarious.

Another was some girl named Catie (Not sure how it was spelled) who began to detail how she was raped by her uncle a few years ago while we walked around a football game.
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Another was (also) named Catie who was my earliest crush. I was like seven and she was fourteen or something. She was actually suicidal. Well, we all were. I was sent there for seeming suicidal as a child [1]. Anyways, she cut herself and was fucking glorious to my prepubescent mind. Lakeside (The name of the place) was fucking fun as hell. Was kinda upset when I had to leave... One time some 15 year old who was teaching me the wonders of manga went into a rampage and threw a chair at the tv.

Another is some Christian girl who I tried to make hate me so fucking hard that I grew fond of her somehow. She's actually pretty normal with the exception of just taking all the shit I was throwing at Christianity and wearing odd clothing. She wore a Lilo and Stitch shirt the other day and the previous day was wearing something like a dress, but not a dress... She also seemed rather saddened about something over the last few days.
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
My mother got the short-end of it though. She attracted crazy guys... A crazy female is lovely but a crazy guy fucking sucks. He was a complete fucking lunatic. Then there was my father who was abusive to my brother who is the son of someone else who I've never even met as my brother isn't on good terms with him I believe...

On another note I just learned my grandmother has like nine fucking brothers and sisters. I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!

Oh, there's also The Therapist who is a random girl who declared herself my therapist and randomly arrives and talks to me for a few minutes during lunch to relieve her boredom. I've grown way too fond of her, particularly after she passed my insane test of trying to make her hate me. She agreed that all relationships, although mainly teenage ones, are based on the foundation of having sex - even if neither knows about it. She seems to be some kind of deist though.
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
I don't know where I was going with this actually. Oh yea, wanted to say something about Lakeside too... Well basically I "needed" ADHD medicine. It seemed to make me even worse so they decided I needed more of the same medicine. Well, eventually they noticed that the medicine was slowly killing my liver and making me have giant spouts of anger and suicidal thoughts which led to me going to an... not an insane asylum but basically everyone there was suicidal in some way. They kept asking me if I was a virgin. I didn't even know what a virgin was so I just avoided the question with variants of "why does it matter?" I wonder what those people are doing today? I wonder if Angry-Dude and Catie are still alive? Bloodly hell Catie is like 25 now O_o. Fuck I'm not even old and I feel old.

Yea I don't remember where I was going with this post but it wasted some time so that's nice. Should probably go to sleep now.
rydler · 6 years ago
I guess people are just... Crazy about you. Puns aside, that sounds very rough.
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Nah, it's pretty fucking amazing actually. I mean it sucks and I'm very lonely, but when thing get exciting it's pretty cool.
rydler · 6 years ago
Rollercoaster.
parisqeen · 6 years ago
Interesting stuff, hope you're alright today though
dr_richard_ew · 6 years ago
Would it be insensitive to say that that sounded fun af?
mrfahrenheit · 6 years ago
Intriguing.
rydler · 6 years ago
I will say. As I want to be a therapist of sorts, that could be interesting.