I swear I put them on the table, and now they are gone. I cannot see anything except with a fuzz blurring EVERYTHING.

Find your old pair. My dad dropped his in the ocean and for a month had to glasses with one arm.

Need a bell on them

I haven't had my glasses for over a year now, so I just cry a little and the rest of the time I use sonar waves to find my way around.

Found a pair, but they've got one huge scratch on both of the lens. Well, crisis averted. I can now view anything beyond two feet from my face without a haze over it all.

Cool

I kill fucked up people and take their eyes from them

That always works too

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