I hope you are not as much bad in living your life as you are in roasting people.

Are you sure you have a life?

I’m absolutely sure that you do not.

The roasted beef can roast better than you trash cans.

The pot calling the kettle black.

You couldn't even turn on a light switch

Your house doesn’t even have a light switch.

It feels like I am with a bunch of 4th graders who are trying to tease each other. Up your roast game dammit.

Sorry we’re trying to bring it down to your level.

No one can stoop that low

You probably read twilight and enjoyed it

You probably look up to Bella as a role model

You're as famous as Taylor lautner

Well I know who he is
So he's at least a little famous
And you're attacking my fellow Brit
So prepare to be destroyed by both of us

Yeah cool. Team up against a small group of Americans. How did that end for y’all last time?

Better than any love life you'll ever have

Have a look at British culture vs American culture and tell us who really won
Our food is not highly regarded, but American food is complete plastic
Even your bread has sugar in it

(Side note: he is right though)

You can give a Front note and nobody would give a Shit.

Just like when you give your opinion