Flamethrower and a marshmallow gun

Ah yes, I remember my sixteenth. For me, the flamethrower unfortunately malfunctioned and I burned my house down. It’s all good though, I live in a dumpster with my family now, eating marshmallows from my marshmallow gun.

Let's see my 16th birthday I ... Fuck if I know that was 19 years ago lol and I know damn well I didn't get a car not even my drivers license I know this seeing as I STILL DONT HAVE THE DAMN THING!!!! MY DAD TOLD ME YOU DONT NEED ONE BECAUSE ONE OF US OR YOUR 2 OLDER BROTHERS CAN TAKE YOU!!!
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In media and whatnot sixteenth bday is a solid milestone? Is that real? Bc Mine was pretty normal and a little pathetic i'm pretty sure. Dad once again forgot I had a birthday and how old I was and so was out of town. I did chores around the house (more than usual even) and got yelled at a couple of times from my mother, heh. (She was having an off day) We did some errands like post office and whatnot. I Bought myself a fish as a gift from me to me. My eldest sister came over late that night after the club closed and she made a pan of brownies. That night I opened a few gifts in my room from my friends (three I think. I was sadly unsocialized. Neat stuff though. some cups, a desk turtle and a book). Then I went to bed. Is that a usual birthday for most people? My girlfriend said it was unusual but she didn't elaborate heh. Is sixteen really a bigger deal than normal?

Mine was a normal day. Went to school, got out early, got some lunch and did some shopping, and after cake my brother got arrested.

Went out to lunch with my mates, then performed in the school musical later that day

I got a car and went to see a movie with my friends.