"We're all white here."
"Aren't we all?"

I like my meat

Malfoy was screaming and holding Harry so tightly it hurt

"It's okay. I'll be gone soon anyway"

I had a waffle too, screw you I like jelly beans

"Let the whispers echo in your mind."
"It's the perfect time to Die"

"No"
~zeus

"don't poison him either"
~Yuuki (Mirai Nikki)
"I love senpai, yes I do. He's for me and not for you"
~Markpiler

"Damn that sounds pretty good to me." -Friend

“No no no... I’m a leopard cat, I’m slightly bigger than a house cat”
Yan Shu-chi (Nekojishi)

"It's just....no. Just...no."

“Once words leave your mouth, you’ll never be able to take them back”
~Edowaga Conan

“So then I says to Mabel, I says...”

"Lambs and Entree you macaroon."

“It’s too salty and full of eggshells.” ~Some priest guy

"Anything is legal when there is no cops"
~Grunkle Stan

“I don’t need a personality, I have a shotgun”

“So I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties...”

That's my favorite quote

This was me in my math class at a Christian school:
"He's the devil. Of course he's gay"