Got a pretty rank (aussie for disgusting) joke but hilarious: wanna hear it??
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mystic_walker · 21 comments
6 years ago
tehimpala
· 6 years ago
YES
dr_richard_ew
· 6 years ago
Hit me with your best shot
mystic_walker
· 6 years ago
Sorry late reply, but,
What's the difference between a pizza and a girl at a doof?
You don't peel the crust off a pizza before you eat it
What's the difference between a pizza and a girl at a doof?
You don't peel the crust off a pizza before you eat it
mystic_walker
· 6 years ago
Btw I got a whole lot of goodn's hehe
dr_richard_ew
· 6 years ago
Fired away!
mystic_walker
· 6 years ago
Sorry Dr Richard! Bit late I know!
dr_richard_ew
· 6 years ago
Nah I was making a reference to the song. I liked it :3
mystic_walker
· 6 years ago
All good. About to get a new tattoo so I was just conaultating!
I have more but soon
After tattoo :)
I have more but soon
After tattoo :)
dr_richard_ew
· 6 years ago
Have fun!
deleted
· 6 years ago
I got one.
A man goes to a library and asks for a book on suicide.
The librarian says "Fuck off, I know you won't bring it back."
A man goes to a library and asks for a book on suicide.
The librarian says "Fuck off, I know you won't bring it back."
mystic_walker
· 6 years ago
Hahaha thats awesome!
mystic_walker
· 6 years ago
Okay ready?
How many alzsiemers patients does it take to change a lightbulb?
To get to the other side
How many alzsiemers patients does it take to change a lightbulb?
To get to the other side
mystic_walker
· 6 years ago
This joke is by Becky :)
thatguyyouknow
· 6 years ago
I'm pretty sure rank is used in more than just Australia
deleted
· 6 years ago
How do you get a baby to shut up?
You put it in the blender.
How do you get it out?
Tortilla Chips.
You put it in the blender.
How do you get it out?
Tortilla Chips.
kittyrawrrawr
· 6 years ago
carne_asada
· 6 years ago
Why can’t hellen keller drive?
Because she’s a woman
Because she’s a woman
mystic_walker
· 6 years ago
Carne asada, t was
mystic_walker
· 6 years ago
Sorry my phone bugged out, carne asada that was gold!
mystic_walker
· 6 years ago
Thatguyyouknow I wasn't sure if international people would understand what I meant so I wanted to be safe for people that didnt want to read some nasty jokes