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tehimpala · 6 years ago
YES
dr_richard_ew · 6 years ago
Hit me with your best shot
mystic_walker · 6 years ago
Sorry late reply, but,
What's the difference between a pizza and a girl at a doof?
You don't peel the crust off a pizza before you eat it
mystic_walker · 6 years ago
Btw I got a whole lot of goodn's hehe
dr_richard_ew · 6 years ago
Fired away!
mystic_walker · 6 years ago
Sorry Dr Richard! Bit late I know!
dr_richard_ew · 6 years ago
Nah I was making a reference to the song. I liked it :3
mystic_walker · 6 years ago
All good. About to get a new tattoo so I was just conaultating!
I have more but soon
After tattoo :)
dr_richard_ew · 6 years ago
Have fun!
deleted · 6 years ago
I got one.
A man goes to a library and asks for a book on suicide.
The librarian says "Fuck off, I know you won't bring it back."
mystic_walker · 6 years ago
Hahaha thats awesome!
mystic_walker · 6 years ago
Okay ready?
How many alzsiemers patients does it take to change a lightbulb?
To get to the other side
mystic_walker · 6 years ago
This joke is by Becky :)
thatguyyouknow · 6 years ago
I'm pretty sure rank is used in more than just Australia
deleted · 6 years ago
How do you get a baby to shut up?
You put it in the blender.
How do you get it out?
Tortilla Chips.
kittyrawrrawr · 6 years ago
carne_asada · 6 years ago
Why can’t hellen keller drive?
Because she’s a woman
mystic_walker · 6 years ago
Carne asada, t was
mystic_walker · 6 years ago
Sorry my phone bugged out, carne asada that was gold!
mystic_walker · 6 years ago
Thatguyyouknow I wasn't sure if international people would understand what I meant so I wanted to be safe for people that didnt want to read some nasty jokes