under_fire · 6 years ago
Story: an account of imaginary or real people and events told for entertainment.
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
I seriously can't remember the last time I've had fast food... and I don't want to fix this tostino's pizza or eat this beef teryaki so I'm thinking about Whataburger. I don't want to drive either so I'm also considering just going to sleep hungry.
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
update: I settled on Jimmy Johns delivery. Got a sub for tonight then another for either tomorrow or a drunk snack for later.
sunflowers · 6 years ago
I like this idea but I am so terrified that people will reveal my identity. Years ago I had an account on a website I won't name but is known for asking questions and for dickheads that think they're better than everyone else (not Reddit, actually). So I had a vero personal account and pretty much spilled my entire life into that account, shirt childhood, sexual assault, abuse, etc, etc. Well turns out someone at school recognized this, showed it to the school counselor, and they in turn showed it to my father. So my dad saw every last one of my deepest and darkest secrets that I had chosen to spill under a very different name than my own. That's why I'm so fucking scared. If something like that ever happened again I would seriously consider suicide.
P.S. I'm sorry for getting so personal.
ghilliegirl · 6 years ago
I feel like I’m failing as a mother most of the time and I’m not succeeding as myself either
parisqeen · 6 years ago
@sunflowers, I don't think that would happen again but if you are afraid then it's okay to not tell people your life story, whatever you want to keep secret is completely your choice.
@ghilliegirl, I think most parents feel like that but every family and child is different so there will be many different ways to parent the "right" way. As long as you feel your child is happy, learning and growing then I think you're doing a great job. However, you aren;t just a mum you are also your own person so try not to let fears like that take over who you are. I am not a parent though so it would be good if another FunSub mum could give you some advice.
deleted · 6 years ago
It was middle school. This guy, let's call him D. Well D had a girlfriend, and he was going to go do the dirty. The day before, he wanted someone to practice on. He asked me. That entire time I was fucking nervous. I bailed out and we never spoke again.
Still don't know if he was joking or not, but I could've lost my virginity.
sunflowers · 6 years ago
A long time ago on a different account @parisqueen pretty much saved me taking an entire bottle of pills. I don't know you, and you don't know me. But I am just so thankful.
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air
In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."
parisqeen · 6 years ago
@sunflowers
Holy cow, I had no idea. I am so thankful that whatever I said made you stop and I'm so thankful you're still here with us, seriously.
If you don't mind me asking, what account name did you have? It's okay if you want to keep it a secret that's understandable
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
update no. 2: I am still full. It has been over 24 hrs since I decided to eat both of those jimmy johns sandwiches. One had roast beef, cheese, avocado, mayo, bacon and vegies no tomato extra onion. The other was an italian sub with just a little mayo, bacon, no tomato extra onions. I should have gotten extra lettuce and extra mayo on both and then extra italian dressing on the italian sub since that would have been free. But otherwise... I'm still not hungry. I have yet to feel a twinge of hunger and I've smoked 2 blunts and took a friend to wingstop today. I think it's the bread.
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
update 2: I finally got hangry. I ate enchiladas and half a jar of jalapenos. I want to grill my jalepenos with some onion on the side now. Like... lots.... to the point where that's my chip dip but is so dank cuz it's also crunchy. There once was an idea...
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
Stark knows this.
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
Too bring together a group of remarkable flavors... so they could fight the battles... that they never could.
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
"In time, you will know what it's like to lose. To feel so desperately that you're right, yet to fail all the same. Dread it. Run from it. My mouth still arrives."
deleted · 6 years ago
I am still struggling to move onto from my last crush. It's like, the moment I do some progress, she does something which is immensely sweet and she sweeps me off right off my feet.
sunflowers · 6 years ago
@parisqueen
I really wish I could tell you, and I might, but there are still people here who know me from that name and don't know that I got a new account. Maybe I'll send my spam email or something
parisqeen · 6 years ago
Yeah no problem, if you have a kik account we can talk on there, or email. Either is fine but you don't have to tell me if you don't want to
rydler · 6 years ago
Well I'm glad you're okay @sunflowers