You make my dick hard

You make my skin fill up with fluids

I shat profusely thinking of you from my heart to my bottom

You make my dick so hard I want to write Mein Kampf with my cum

I think of you when I masturbate

It depends on the people involved. First off saying it any way that doesn't suit whomyou are may not go well, but secondly people carry greatly. Some people like raw forceful talk like "I want to <blank> you so bad" or "get on this <blank>" others like more romantic "I need you" or "no one has ever wanted anyone the way I want you right now." Some- less talk, more show. Others dig funny or cute. You gotta know your audience or play your gut. "You really turn me on" is direct and not the most creative, but if they like that type- it works too. You can also be indirect- compliment their body or the way they do something. "The way you sit is so <powerful> <graceful> and seductive..." or say something about a sexual part like their chest, butt, legs, lips, blah blah. There's a zillion ways. Listen to how they communicate and try to match something that you think will work.

Oops. Sorry. I thought you said most. Thought it was a help thread. My bad.
"You smell like biscuits."

I’d eat a mile of your turds just to have a chance to hear you queef through a walkie-talkie.

This is the funniest chat I have seen so far.

Also, Your touch makes me cum gallons.

'I rlly wanna just fuckin hump the shit outta ya, like fuck you all the time, like holy crap, ill fuck you right here right now at your sister's funeral'

i'd let you slap my ass with cabbage

you make my penis become the big penis

Put my face on your face and make my pee pee a big boy so I can be a big boy like my daddy told me to

Does it really have to be verbal? Could you not just headbutt them sexually until they pass out?

And by sexually I mean erotically