These are always fun, so here we go!

It's hard to roast you when I know exactly nothing about you

sunflowers are boring and basic, and their seeds are a pain to eat.

@under_fire is a loser! He’s so weak, he can’t bench-press a Kleenex. He’s so lame, when you look up lame on Wikipedia, it’s got a picture of @under_fire
—only the picture’s so ugly, no one ever checks it out.
(Literally took a quote from the series my account is based off of, and just changed the name used)

@leovaldez
Blatently grasping in any attempt to fit it. You base your own account name off of a character that people like, hoping that it'll help you fit it.
Say hi to mom for me
Oh. Wait.

Says the poster with an icon from a story that no one knows about except for you and the author

You had one job electric, all you had to do was make your profile pic an electric type, but no, you made it a fire type, atleast I finally understand your mothers level of complete and utter disappointment with you.

Shurikkaru ur mum gay.

@spookykink57, that is the most unoriginal burn in history, explains your posts

itselectric, no u.