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bellag · 5 years ago
Also if you've noticed they did alot of scenes that were similar to the first movie
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
The similarity of the scenes actually pissed me off... besides the last death when I thought they were finally gonna do the Hammond death and then I got rick rolled twice. It was only nice cuz it was twice.
dr_richard_ew · 5 years ago
The CGI was also really bad. The dinosaurs were ok in my book (although I didn't see as much practical effects as the director was claiming he had), but everything else that was CG'd was so fake looking, ESPECIALLY the lava
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
Everything about the volcano was whack.... like dudeman wouldn't have been entombed by that pyroclastic flow in an instant lol.
dr_richard_ew · 5 years ago
That's what i was thinking too. I guess it's not as hot as Chris Pratt though
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
and that's where the unrealistic parts BEGIN. They took a genius idea and turned into fucking sharknado. Fuck them.
dr_richard_ew · 5 years ago
Also I guess no one noticed that the mosasaurus escaped?
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
Yeah like what the fuck was that thing up to for two+ years?!
dr_richard_ew · 5 years ago
I'd assume it learned to photosynthesize and is now looking for tasty boats to munch
deleted · 5 years ago
As if it's not killing whales.
dr_richard_ew · 5 years ago
no, mosasaur is totally a whale advocator. He only eats the tasty people
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
Honestly... except maybe a few raptor species... what dinosaurs would really consider us prey? A Rex sure as hell wouldn't..... that'd be like a lion hunting ants.
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
and yes yes I know a mosasaur isn't a dinosaur I'm just committing sins cuz drunkity drunkenness.
wimsyexpergefactor · 5 years ago
Well Scientists do say now that T-Rex was not built for hunting, but was likely a scavenger/small game hunter of sorts. If T-Rex tried to take on something anywhere near it's size it was very likely to fall during combat. Due to it's bone structure, it would be nearly impossible for it to stand back up without injury :( Sooo... Technically that'd mean we'd be the perfect T-Rex sized snack, without the biting back! XD As for the movie and rather my brain random information, I freaking love the movie's velociraptors, and the new dino made me so happy with how vindictive it was! (Ye I have issues, don't judge my happy place)
celticrose · 5 years ago
Mosasaur actually ate sharks and lived in the shallows, so how the hell would it go unnoticed?
dr_richard_ew · 5 years ago
Well nobody in the movie ever said "wait why is the mosasaur tank open wtf is this"
...why did they build a gate to the ocean for it in the first place?
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
That assumes Tyrannosaurs were solitary predators... while all available evidence points towards the exact opposite. It seems the younger rexes, with vastly different builds than older rexes (WAY more lilthe) would funnel prey into an area where the mommy rex can surprise with a kill shot. So now you are asking 4, maybe even 5 rexes to hunt a person instead of one. Just... no.
deleted · 5 years ago
That T.rex is a scavenger theory is complete bullshit.
celticrose · 5 years ago
Personally, I wonder who the hell kept funding these people who kept letting dinosaurs eat people.
wimsyexpergefactor · 5 years ago
Heck I fact checked myself even before ya'll did hah. Do you ever look back at yourself and just... Regret? XD