funkmasterrex · 10 weeks ago
Was going over to a friends house, was trying to jump a fence... 2 ribs broke, 4 vertebrae contusions, shoulder blade contusion, concussion and every muscle from my shoulder to my hip is strained. When I move my arm, cough or breath deeply I can feel my ribs move. Fuck that shit hurts. If I'm not here for awhile it's because I couldn't pick my laptop (have help right now).
funkmasterrex · 10 weeks ago
oh... the fence was on a hill. I bounced down the hill.
tarotnathers13th · 10 weeks ago
Ouch. Speedy recovery to you, having it hurt to breathe must suck.
funkmasterrex · 10 weeks ago
the breathing isn't NEARLY as bad as the coughing. I smoke cigs so I'm used to a throat clearing cough every now and then... now I have to seriously think about how I'm gonna get it done without passing out from the pain.
parisqeen · 10 weeks ago
I was wondering how high this fence was until you said it was on a hill. Get better soon cause that sucks hard
funkmasterrex · 10 weeks ago
Yeah... I landed in a way so my elbow went straight into my ribs. I basically Bane Batman broke myself and then bounced down the hill and hit my head on a mesquite tree root. I was going to homie's house to go see Antman again... we got maybe 5 minutes into the ride and w/ the seat belt I was like... dude I can't fucking breathe... take me home, my shit is broke. This isn't the worst my body has felt, will continue to refuse pain meds besides a drink or two.... so yay with that? I'd just smoke MJ and try and sleep as much as possible, but the coughing.
parisqeen · 10 weeks ago
Ouch dude take pain meds! They don't just stop the pain you know they help it heal faster and some make you drowsy so you can sleep better.
funkmasterrex · 10 weeks ago
I refuse. I have a super addictive personality. Not gonna even try doing that... it's not worth it. I'll heal from this eventually, but getting addicted to that crap could damage me forever.
parisqeen · 10 weeks ago
You think you'd get addicted to Neuron and Panadol? You know yourself better than me so do what you gotta do but they're very weak compared to painkillers that you need a prescription for so I think the chances of getting addicted are much lower.
funkmasterrex · 9 weeks ago
nah lol. I started taking ibuprofen today though.. it's helped.
parisqeen · 9 weeks ago
I'm glad, hopefully that'll help it heal
funkmasterrex · 8 weeks ago
off my meds for the daily stuff \>_>/ Wolverine!
funkmasterrex · 8 weeks ago
Now it's just if I have a hard time sleeping or exert myself way to much (I had to move my armoire with my TV in it two days ago... which, even though I used my legs for 90% of it, hurt like a mofo). ... I can still feel the ribs move slightly, but I can tell they've started melding back together. Oh... I can also bend over and lift shit! yay!
parisqeen · 8 weeks ago
That's awesome! But DON't do that, I'm scared your gonna break them again or make them heal weirdly. Try not to do too much activity if you can
funkmasterrex · 8 weeks ago
oh i constantly re-break them lol... all my muscles are doing their best.
parisqeen · 8 weeks ago
Dude be careful with yourself hahaha
funkmasterrex · 8 weeks ago
I'm good... I heal for 8-10 hrs each day just lying on my side