I really like my part-time job.
by funkmasterrex · 11 comments 5 years ago
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
I get to wear whatever, can smoke a stogie whenever (but I choose going out back as not to create clouds of menthol)... I get to play with both water and fire; water for cleaning everything, fire for... charcoals on fire that I handle like a swordsman 90% of the time. The other 10% is "all good man" ... And as an alcoholic, this place is perfect... I've dealt with 1 alcoholic in the past 3 weeks: ME! Outside of tobacco for the hookahs the one thing we have plenty of is soap. I get to go ham with my agoraphobia. Yay.
I still have no idea how to pronounce half of the regulars' names. That is bad. I have managed with pronouns and nicknames.
deleted · 5 years ago
What is your job?
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
Don’t tell us. Let us see if we can guess.
rosemagwin · 5 years ago
My mind is yelling stripclub
hermionegranger · 5 years ago
I think he works at a gas station
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
Well it’s a place that has hookahs and charcoal but cigarettes are rare. Things are cleaned often. There are regular customers that socialize to the point where you learn their names. I’m guessing a hookah bar or smoke shop.
parisqeen · 5 years ago
I'm guessing you accepted the job at the Bottle Shop then ahaha
Glad it's going well bud
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
I work at a hookah bar lol
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
Boom! I almost went with daycare as my first guess but then I stuck with my gut.
parisqeen · 5 years ago
Haha! Nice, is it decent pay?
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
The pay is shit. I've been offered double the money to literally sit around and build shit.
Like I says it aint bout no booty.
I wanna learn how to manage....eventually these fockers bee buying dey weed from me aite