I think i broke my nose its crooked and it hurts like a shiz ton so do i go the hospital my dad said to just ice it but im like not even sure

Best thing would be to see a doctor so they can set it properly. If it looks crooked, it'll probably need to be realigned, which you can't do yourself. You can try gently icing it for a few days until you can get to a doctor, but you shouldn't wait too long because if it's broken it'll start healing out of place after a week or two.

What country are you in? If you're in America then going to an urgent care instead of an emergency room may be cheaper and faster. Because emergency rooms prioritize life threatening conditions you would be looking at several hours of waiting to be seen vs. An urgent care which is for non-life threatening situations and have a more reasonable wait time.

Omae wa mou shindeiru

probably cancer

I snapped my nose back in myself when I broke it, but it was one of the Worst decisions Ever so please go to a professional. Like seriously. One nostril was not working for months and in the end I had to get a corrective surgery. (At least it's not crooked tho lol)