BLASPHEMY!!!
You... You... HEATHEN!!!
IT GOES
SOCK
SOCK
SHOE
SHOE!!!
SO IT IS WRITTEN SO IT SHOULD BE!!!
lmao

Omg you scared the shit out of me hahaha
but rightly so dump that man that's disgusting

Oh my god I was so fuckig worried for a second

Start wearing sandals?

I sometimes don't wear socks at all.. my shoe is lined with cloth inside..so.. That's that

Geez @mrscollector, don't give us all a heart attack with your crazy clickbait lol

It's always
Sock
Sock
Shoe
Shoe

No it's
shoe
shoe
underwear
sock
sock
what are you talking about

No no no no, you people are crazy. It goes sock shoe sock shoe so you don't pick anything up off the floor and end up with it stuck outside your sock and inside your shoe. Sounds to me like the husband is the one who should be questioning his life choices

Good gravy @mrscollector! You scared the crap out of me. My heart literally dropped and I was baffled as to how things could have ended up like that as you always seemed so happy. Then I read this.... you got me. Lol. I’d be upset too. I would never date anyone who puts on socks BEFORE shoes. I mean, it’s: shoe, shoe, sock, sock. Everyone knows that.

My brain is still confused and moderately paranoid that this is just a clever way of making no one actually know one way or another on your state of hitched-ness

Jesus Fuck @mrscollector! I was fucking scared! But after seeing the reason, I am perfect fine now and definitely agree with you. DUMP. HIS. ASS!
Sock
Sock
Shoe
Shoe FTW!

Oh god I was like what. Also its totally sock sock shoe shoe

Damn you got us good. My jaw dropped and then I read the whole thing. You’re right it is
SOCK
SOCK
SHOE
SHOE

SOCK
SOCK
SHOE
SHOE
FOOT
FOOT

Lmao it's ok guys I decided to stay with him you know for the kid lmao but he promised to put his shoes on the right way
It was so funny when I saw him do it. See I never pay attention to that stuff. He was talking to me as he was getting ready for work so as he put on them I was standing right in front of him and he goes sock shoe sock shoe. I say wait is that how you always put on your shoes? He says yeah why? BECAUSE YOU DON'T DO IT THAT WAY WHO DOES IT THAY WAY???!!! He laughs says I do. So I just stand there like wtfUCK and say that's it we're getting a divorce who are you? You are not the man I married! He laughed I said I am not laughing (but I was lol) that is it you undo your shoes and do it right. He throws his hands up and said fine and redid them lol I told him now never do that again and we can stay together. He goes for his shoes again and says wait so all I had to do is put on my shoes wrong and I can be free elf? The ass!

Does he also pour the milk before the cereal?

No THANK GOD lol but my kid did that once and I told AW HELL NO lol she does it the right way now lol

So I’ve never heard of this behavior before but I just tried it and it is more efficient in some regards.

When I first read the thing I thought you meant he announced the next clothing item out loud for a second