Find a beautifull place to live, build a barn and a house, be a farmer

Jack off wherever I want

Jesus christ

I would have said science, but... if there is no one to experiment on, then what's the point?

Become friends with a bunch of animals, adopt them as they will now be my children. Eat without paying for stuff, huehue, farm and idk

Probably masturbate a whole lot. Raid a sex shop or something. There's really no point in doing much else. (I'm assuming that humans just suddenly disappeared, and everything they built/made still existed)

I'd run to the store and take some pet food and try to find all the nearby and abandoned pets so I can try feeding them so they don't starve. But I love exploring places that are usually busy when they're empty so I'd probably go to busy places, like a mall or school, and explore. With all the pets.

Start a farm. Gather pet animals, and move to a small old town. Write down everything I know, as a testament to the species of humans. Document everything, for the future, so aliens will discover. Get some stuff from the sperm bank, have a kid. Just as some company.

@dr_richard_ew and @smbadat Your honesty is appreciated, and while I share your plan, I lack the courage to be forthright about it.
I'd try to get my hands on as many tools as I could and start reading survival and DIY books. Maybe try to start a solar/wind farm to generate power and start scavenging/looting for whatever i could get my hands on and operate within safe parameters.

Jerk off in the middle of the street

Idk, I don't think I'll be meeting any of you in person soon due to not traveling much, and no one close to home uses funsubstance, so I think I'm good to say these things.

Imagine if someone were to find it... That is my constant fear.

I think I'd travel. I've often thought of this actually, I'd travel with my dogs and see all the things I've ever wanted to see. It would be lonely but I could also just do the things people don't let you do, I'd force myself to keep growing as a person and hopefully I'd die happy with the life I lived.

Some might imagine that, with humans gone, there would bea quiet world. I think about what it was, without the constant hum humans have provided for many years now. In the beginning, right after the humans were gone, they were quiet. They, that is to say, the animals, were the first to start. The animals, unbelieving that it could be over, and so fast.. They started quietly. The water also wanted to begin anew, but she was unsure that they were gone. The people had taken control of her rivers, and bent them, twisting them, and adding poisons to her depths. But the animals knew the people were gone. The water trusted the animals, and so did the plants, and things began to go back to their natural order. But the wind was skeptical. Even with the humans dead and gone, toxins still lurked. It took many years for the wind to trust that they would never come back, and even as he finally did, smoke could still be detected by the animals on hot summer's days. The last to awaken was the earth.

It wasn't that the earth didn't want to forget; it most certainly did. But alas, this would take many years. Things left by the humans, buried deep and forgotten by most. Not earth; these things needed to break down still. And while earth did that, rumors began to spread. All thought they had noticed something, and something human like. They were all too afraid, though eventually the wind agreed to make the search. It rushed over mountains, through the ghosts of once great cities, and through fields long overgrown with plants. It sped across the seas, and in a cave did it find something no creature wanted to see; a human. This human, the wind hoped, would be different. And different the human was. Left alone to think for so many years, it had realized many things about the workings of nature. The human, in its time in the old world, hadn't cared about such things. And now, with no one to care, it had accepted its part in the world. The wind, fearing it, immediately tried to strike it

down. Colder and colder it got, until the human began to plea for its life, thinking no one would hear it. The wind listened, and the wind understood. Eventually, they reached an agreement; the wind would leave, and pretend the human never existed, and the human would live out its days peacefully. What the wind didn't know was that the others, earth, water, and the animals and plants; had also met with human and arranged similar deals. But none needed to know this, and the human lived out its days with its best friends, the domesticated ones.

Dafuq did I just write

A masterpiece!

I think you just wrote a prologue to a novel

Well, that was weird. Interesting stuff comes of being too tired and funsubstance.