I had to room for a weekend once with a girl who had alarms go off one hour before she actually needed to get up. (I'm a light sleeper and I need to sleep a lot bc I don't drink coffee.) Anyway, we needed to get up each morning at 7 and basically I would just wake up at 6 with my pillows over my head and listen to all of her alarms go off every 5 min thinking about that hour of sleep I could have had. Smh

why tho? waste of pizza

how do i know its not just an invisible person trying to stay warm on a cold day by eating ramen, huh?

As a race, asians lack an enzyme that processes alcohol, so they get drunk more easily. It's a biological occurrence.

but its a hamburger...if it had cheese it'd be a cheeseburger

Yeah I've heard flights within Europe right now, for a limited time, are really cheap, like only a few pounds/dollars.

One time my parents hired some guys to replaster our wall and i walked up to the door and there was a sign that said "bees inside" and I was like "what?" Apparently there was a pretty substantial beehive in our wall and they had let it loose in our house. So I open up the door and see bees flying literally everywhere in sight and I freak, mostly because I'm really allergic to bees, and then run to grab my dog who is not smart and was trying to bite the bees and hid us both in my bedroom until my shift at my work came and I had never been so glad for a shift in my life.

I am a freshman majoring in computer science and the short but valid knowledge I have in cyber security basically proves that obscure passwords with tons of different symbols don't really help at all, in fact they can be easier to guess because these websites tell you exactly what needs to be in a password (hackers will know that every password will have a number, a capital letter, etc). Length is far more important.

gross nooo

mermaid scales!

I havent related to a meme like this in weeks

Human intelligence and willpower will never cease to amaze me.

for real do you also have to pay for the corndog or is it a topping cost or is it free

just look at that face tho

i upvoted for the title

Every once in a while I catch my 80lb Australian Shepherd sitting on the middle step of the stair steps, but he's so big, his back legs hang off the edge of the step and he just stares into the distance for a long time like he's contemplating his own existence. It's very amusing.

Cookie fortunes getting deep

but does he need thyme to process it?

I usually follow what the customer is going for. If they hand me the money, I hand it back. If they put the money down and seem distracted, then I take it and put the change in it's place.

young rice krispy treat w/ chocolate drizzle