"Eat my isolated ass." Should be said in all alien movies.

I was looking at the arrows. Never saw the extras or the food in the teeth

That's me when someone hands me food

Dont trust someone with two heads but only one brain

Oh you wanted me in your beer. Think again.

That is awesome

Looks like the first two pictures say "give your seat to a man so he can have intimate relations with someone" and last two say "give it to a pregnant woman so she can have her baby"

The lady looks high, she might have designed the big bird costume during that time

The second panel is what I told my mother when I first learned to drive and would hit a mailbox

I would be using a flamethrower while I ran through it

I would love to meet this person

That looks like me in the mornings

Orange cream with a hint of charcoal. Yummy

I would be the idiot to pour water on it and cook myself with steam

"Just going to lie here intill swag really does pay the bills"

So the cat isnt sad its drunk?

He looks like a walking gumball

"Oh you have swag, than you don't need this job. Swag will pay for whatever you need"

"You are 15 and don't know what yolo is."

The fan saw mileys future

Sounds like me when my friends pull out pictures of their kids

Imagine him with morgan freemans voice. He would be unstoppable.

Love the guy in the black hoodie from the last panel. He is like "dude those bloodstains don't go with those shoes"