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I don't mind the statement,but the delivery needs some work.. 7 comments

guest · 7 years ago

3rd Grader: Ponies for everyone!
*Cheering throughout the land*

Life before cell phones was so simple 3 comments

guest · 7 years ago

The first and only time that I was allowed to ride my bike to my friend's house (I lived on a dangerous secluded road) I saw a dead raccoon in the street, closed my eyes, and steered into a swamp.

Me irl 5 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Addams Family Values

Not so dumb afterall 8 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Teaspoons do little damage, so he's implying that he did that guy's mom so many times that the teaspoon hits gave him permanent brain damage.

Not sure if repost but seems important 70 comments

guest · 7 years ago

How about Hamm, Mr./Mrs. Potato Head or Lotso Huggin's? Those costumes would probably be big enough.

Humanity is doomed 7 comments

guest · 7 years ago

And none of that dihydrogen monoxide sprayed on the crops!