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Someone's going to die and it ain't going to be me 7 comments
guest · 9 weeks ago
This is oddly specific.
Shredded cheese 4 comments
guest · 9 weeks ago
No. Shredded cheese is made by playing a 5-minute long solo on an electric guitar with cheese instead of the pick, while wind blows your hair.
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Germinating strawberry 9 comments
guest · 9 weeks ago
35 and THIS is your username? I'm not afraid of growing up anymore.
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Good guy cop 4 comments
guest · 9 weeks ago
Sorry for the old meme, but I'll take shit that never happened for $500.
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Madam! In Eden, I'm Adam 14 comments
guest · 9 weeks ago
Bitch, please. French writer Georges Perec wrote a 1247-word long palindrome (Au Moulin d'Ande, 1969).
Doggo tries to heckin catch the food 6 comments
guest · 10 weeks ago
brave doggo is still trying no matter how many times he failed
good boy
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Have a go 5 comments
guest · 10 weeks ago
Brug, wain, lindow, ramp.
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I do what I want! 4 comments
guest · 10 weeks ago
Seriously? Just stop drinking sodas and you will skip (on average) way more than this stupid number of calories. Or maybe don't eat burgers every week? (Their number is 113 calories, the average for a slice of cheddar, times 52 burgers a year.)
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When the story is better than the p*rn 3 comments
guest · 10 weeks ago
Who cares? It's Rebecca Linares!
Works every single time 5 comments
guest · 10 weeks ago
"I wasn't born yesterday" means "you won't fool me here, I'm not that dumb".
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Politiclolz 5 comments
guest · 10 weeks ago
That's so fake it hurts ^^
Hilarious 5 comments
guest · 10 weeks ago
For women adding "I said" in front of every sentence they repeat, that's about 20,100.
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Meanwhile in our universe 47 comments
guest · 10 weeks ago
Schindler's Shopping List
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That's genius. 17 comments
guest · 10 weeks ago
I wanted to point out the fact that not every set of small bumps is braille. Then I got the joke. I need coffee.
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I'm confused 56 comments
guest · 11 weeks ago
I really hope YOU are trolling. You have the complete explanation under your eyes, the order of operations, the left-to-right rule when in doubt, everything. 6/2*3=3*3=9 according to the left-to-right rule when every operation has the same level of priority. End of debate.
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"I have guy friends because it's less drama" 9 comments
guest · 11 weeks ago
Are you seriously implying women that have guy friends all pretend and are sluts? Because that's not how it works. At all.
Hard rock festival builds 7-km beer pipeline to deliver 400,000 litres of beer 6 comments
guest · 11 weeks ago
5.1 litres per person in 3 days? They were counting kids, I guess.
Cost of living in 1924 8 comments
guest · 11 weeks ago
Dude, it's literally the second figure in this chart.
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One big honeycombed m&m 2 comments
guest · 11 weeks ago
The blue/green/brownish honey was unpalatable and the bees were actually endangered, because the unusual food rendered them temporarily unable to lay eggs.
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Here are the faces of some famous memes then and now 8 comments
guest · 11 weeks ago
Exactly what I wanted to say! And Good Guy Greg still looks like a nice guy.
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The journey from absolute zero to 'absolute hot' 9 comments
guest · 11 weeks ago
Ken M commented: "how is 71°C the hottest temperature ever recorded on earth? my kitchen oven goes up to 230"
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For those of you having a bad day 3 comments
guest · 11 weeks ago
...okay, okay, OKAY, here's your upvote. My day was kind of shitty before this. Can I upvote twice?
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The original Wonder Woman actress 13 comments
guest · 11 weeks ago
"Anexoeric"? Are you lysdexic?
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Let's burn the sun 5 comments
guest · 12 weeks ago
Taken from Bill Wurtz' last video. Pure masterpiece, even with laser written "lazer" :)
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Honest question 6 comments
guest · 13 weeks ago
FYI: Boaty McBoatface is a she.
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It's okay to be alone 7 comments
guest · 13 weeks ago
Exact same in French: "Mieux vaut être seul que mal accompagné".
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Thanks, I have nightmares now 48 comments
guest · 13 weeks ago
"pure perfect genetics"
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Dave Chappelle giving us the greatest an*logy of all time 2 comments
guest · 13 weeks ago
FS automatically censors the word "anal".
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