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Where can I find a sibling like this?! 13 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I do the same with oranges. Then I chop them in half and pour a bit of honey over them. So delicious.
Rip hero 14 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Shit like this is why I'm for re-testing people on their driving skills every few years once they hit a certain age. Their reactions get slow, their eyesight bad, their judgment cloudy, and they may end up hitting a kid. No offence to old people, my grandma is actually a really good driver, but there really should be some other tests besides a medical check up in order for old people to keep a licence. Yes tests are a pain in the ass but ya know, retired people tend to be a lot less busy than the working and studying people.
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Holy shit 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Well it would make a perfect sense since she's already got rid of all the unwanted objects in there.
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Never trust anthing printed on your shirt 19 comments
guest · 7 years ago
"Think less stupid more" is brilliant
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Why did you scold him?! 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Poor pup :c
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Unite 24 comments
guest · 7 years ago
It looks gross but whaddya know, maybe it's good. You won't improve if you don't try new stuff.
Daniel Negreanu (Famous Poker Player) conducted an "enlightening" poll 27 comments
guest · 7 years ago
@cara I don't care if it's the best law on Earth, religion has nothing to do in state affairs.
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Crazy! 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
"Invention"
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Snaggletoots 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Your tooth is in the middle of your face and it's making me slightly uncomfortable. But kudos to you!
Daniel Negreanu (Famous Poker Player) conducted an "enlightening" poll 27 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Loool u dumb ass, the Bible has violent shit in it too, just like the Qu'ran. Guess why? Because the books were written centuries ago and the mentality of the people was much different from today's. Yes some countries still enforce Sharia law to the letter which is of course very wrong, but guess what, there are people of other religions who follow their beliefs to the letter in western countries too, they're called fundamentalists. I don't want to make assumptions but you very much sound like a fundamentalist yourself.
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"Our overlords aren't home ;)" 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Well yeah, it's explained right on the Wiki page, I'm just wondering why they chose the data they chose
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Tumblr would lose their minds 12 comments
guest · 7 years ago
No I absolutely agree, being a partisan hack is indeed keeping a lot of people from seeing the situation clearly, because instead of critical thinking they employ the "I'm playing for a team" mentality. You can see it on this website just like everywhere else.
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Relatable 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I don't even do drugs but this made me laugh so hard :'D
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Tumblr would lose their minds 12 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Bitchy SJWs ≠ "the left". Well maybe in the US it does but I doubt that, also we could employ the same "logic" to say that all right-wingers are redneck Nazi fundamentalists.
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I'm pretty sure Earth is not Flat 23 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Well, the Earth isn't a ball. It's a geoid.
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I'm pretty sure Earth is not Flat 23 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Yup, also that world governments have soldiers posted on Antarctica so that nobody can learn "the truth". Crazy people, really.
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Why you ladies make it so hard on us 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Me: *comes home after a very long and stressful day, is tired, hungry and therefore irritable*
Boyfriend: "Are u on ur period or something"
Me: [picture above]
And then he gives me the "I don't know what I did wrong" look. Fuck.
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She nailed Betty Boop's makeup transformation 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Idk why but she looks so lifeless, like a doll... maybe it's the makeup
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Good guy Ben 11 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I'm sorry, this is beautiful but the only thing I can think about is that he looks like Wil Wheaton
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Wonder why 14 comments
guest · 7 years ago
^Exactly, diamonds are probably the biggest con that the industry pulled off at our expense. Still not a gender thing though.
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Wtf is up with that hair 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Lol is stupid hair a Trump family tradition?
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Wonder why 14 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Why make this a gender thing? This post has literally 0% to do with gender. Are you trying to start a shitstorm or do you really see a "gender war" in absolutely everything?
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Dear Female Staff 19 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Ehh, it's best to put the lid down before flushing, otherwise germs and tiny particles of pee and poo splatter all over the room, on your clothes and so on. But if you're a big enough pig to have shit splatter all over yourself, your choice, the majority of cases require the seat to be down anyway, like @mialinay mentioned.
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My life right now 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
True! One does not simply lose sleep over a healthy relationship. Only if there are toxic people in one's life, or if one is a toxic person himself/herself.
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Owl bottom jeans 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Me when my bf tells me my butt is big
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Is this a win or a fail? 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
And you wonder why you're alone lol
all they need is a good topic 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
So true. Some people always talk but don't really have anything valuable to say. Others never get the chance to talk yet their idea are much more interesting.
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Not the vegan again 18 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Nah, I'd add some veggies as well, just for the irony.
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No sass 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
That look of defeat...
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Fact of the day #1776 26 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Haha, clever title!
Not the vegan again 18 comments
guest · 7 years ago
We should start eating vegans.
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How the f**k am I going to hide a b*ner now? 21 comments
guest · 7 years ago
@guestwho My bf is of the same opinion. Apparently the bottom ones only work if you have a small dick.
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This is what scientists look like 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Aw, shucks.
This is what scientists look like 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I must've missed this piece of news, so no. Was it at least a sea on Mars?
This is what scientists look like 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Good job!
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Rioters 14 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Hey, Nightingale armor!
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Apple pie perfection 11 comments
guest · 7 years ago
It'a beautiful but how does it taste? I imagine it takes like dried apple with a bit of breadcrumbs, seeing how many apples are in it.
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It hurts 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Don't ask for a joke if you can't take one.
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The ultimate in kitten sports - pants climbing 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Wait are those holes or just differently coloured spots?
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The sad truth. 27 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Most PEOPLE don't know that. Why make this a gender thing?
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The real issues women should match for! 12 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Same
1 year after saving that kid 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Exactly, what could a baby do to be accused of witchcraft?
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$13,000 floor 11 comments
guest · 7 years ago
He had to cover it up with something though, right? Like some kind of laminate or glass... or is it so shiny on its own?
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"Hookers sell for pretty cheap too, bargain!" 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Maybe it's named after Thomas Hooker.
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Playing a rape game 2 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Wouldn't be the first time.
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That's my kind of furniture. That lamp! 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
She's literally a square with boobs. Can't see why people find her attractive.
Busted dud 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
When that 13 year old hottie is actually Chris Hansen.
Somebody needs to call Madam Pomfrey for that burn 16 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Standing up for something and disagreeing with someone don't contradict each other, though. Saying "Well you disagree with him therefore the quote you posted is bullshit." just doesn't make sense. You don't automatically agree with someone just because their resolve is strong. You look at facts, other perspectives, your own morals even. Standing up for something you believe in isn't wrong (unless it's accompanied by criminal activity) but neither is disagreeing with someone (which also shouldn't be accompanied by criminal activity, just look at all those dumbass protesters).
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this motherf*cker legit just banned muslims. just do background checks retard. 65 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Coincidentally, the select few countries are the ones the US is bombing right now. Just saying. Sure, the initial fault is on Obama but Trump is sure as hell going to continue.
Also, fake passports are a thing. Anyone with enough wealth and connections to make a fucking bomb or get a gun also has enough wealth and connections to get a fake passport. In other words, it's not helping sort anything out, it's just screwing over the people who are too poor bypass the system.
Oh I love this 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Haha, sh0e being a troll as usual. She's the best.
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