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Fastest Judge Judy Case 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I am on the phone with the capsicum and will try again later on when we can video chat easily with each one on the phone with a friend who has been in contact for a while now. If you have already heard from them and they are not the same as you wish they would not be able to get this.
Prosthetic eye 16 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I always wondered what it feels like to insert my penis in an eye socket. Will she get pregnant?
Work perks 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I work at subway, apparently I'm now allowed to spread my manbutter on subs of customers who I think are cute.
That's a man 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I have a dog, her dong is 3 inches long. Please help me extend it.
Well that's edgy 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Stupid trees
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Best boss ever 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
And then you gave the manager your vag to do as he pleased.
Leave some girls for us 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I wear sunglasses on my FUPA, girls think it's a face and start giving me bjs.
Fishfood 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
If I
How to easily attract girls 14 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I'll be your bro with benefits,your secret Santa, your godfather. Anything to make you happy.