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Backflip kick from downtown 3 comments
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· 5 years ago
I am aroused by this.
Such a b*tch 2 comments
Marvel should F**KING do this. 8 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
I would LOVE THIS. I avoid trailers more and more nowadays because they keep giving away too much of the movie. Let me be surprised, dammit!
Like a good neighbor 3 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
In the US, there is an insurance company called “State Farm”, and their tag line is “Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there.” This is play on those words, but snarky/what some people might see as silly or funny.
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Call the fire department ! 5 comments
Short guys must turn gay 8 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
Me too! I’m 5’9”, and I never understood why so many 6’ (and taller) men would end up with the 4’11” - 5’2” women.
Ummmm cr*tch fruits? 47 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
I’m a mother of 3 and even I wanted to drop-kick that woman with her stupid, entitled sign and smug smirk.
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The ritual 5 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
- Take 3 deep breaths and yell, “I swear, one more word and I will turn this car around!!”
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Pikachu girlfriend 9 comments
This is a rock 16 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
I thought it was cake! Heh heh heh... I’ll just keep sitting here on my rear end, thinking of food... nothing to see here.....
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Wait... Where do scrambled eggs come from? 2 comments
Can you tell? 7 comments
And the ocean is full of plastic 12 comments
White tiger goes for a swim 3 comments
A hive a scum and villainy indeed 3 comments
Someone needs to find a new pooping spot 4 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
Literally laughed out loud at “Go poop in a field with all the other buffalo”. XD
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When he talks about his passion and he gets so excited his eyes light up 5 comments
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· 5 years ago
I was changing shoes for a date in the car before I made my way into the restaurant. I hadn’t finished with the second shoe before my date greeted me at my car, so he knelt down and put it on for me.
It was a strappy sandal heel with a buckle at the ankle.
Oh my holy hell, I still get aroused just thinking about it.
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It was a strappy sandal heel with a buckle at the ankle.
Oh my holy hell, I still get aroused just thinking about it.
Vsauce, Michael here 2 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
For whatever reason, this reminds me of the poor raccoon who tried to wash his cotton candy before eating it.
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Life changing advice 8 comments
Learn whos fake and whos not 2 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
I think it depends on reciprocation. If your friends are busy, but keep in touch with you as much as you do then, great! But if you have friends who flake on plans, don’t respond to you until forever later, etc. that’s where it becomes an issue.
I have a friend who has canceled or not made time for me when I really needed them. Anytime they contact me, they list off all sorts of things and reasons why they couldn’t get back to me.
And I’m just sitting here like, “why do you keep telling me all the things that are more important to you than me”.
I have a friend who has canceled or not made time for me when I really needed them. Anytime they contact me, they list off all sorts of things and reasons why they couldn’t get back to me.
And I’m just sitting here like, “why do you keep telling me all the things that are more important to you than me”.
Bob Ross costume 8 comments
No such thing as thin privilege 26 comments
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· 5 years ago
I’ve been very overweight, and I’ve been thin. My personality has remained the same through both, but the difference in how I’m treated when I am thin as opposed to when I was not is night and day. No one will ever convince me there is no such thing as thin privilege.
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I tried to read this 6 comments
Best card I've seen 4 comments
