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corvoattano


New account "Aphelion".

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8 years worth of braces 6 comments
corvoattano · 18 weeks ago
It looks like the wire sinks into the flesh.
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Can’t breathe 6 comments
corvoattano · 18 weeks ago
Do you mean Beetlejuice Cumbermother?
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Perfect for MCR, METALLICA, OR FALL OUT BOY 3 comments
corvoattano · 18 weeks ago
Fits perfectly with BatAAr.
How to lead a rebellion 3 comments
corvoattano · 18 weeks ago
Man, stop acting like you're better than m-
Oh wait...
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A Tarantula Hawk Wasp Scorpion 27 comments
corvoattano · 19 weeks ago
I'd like my hours back please.
Jingle Bells piano cover in minor key sounds extremely sad 10 comments
corvoattano · 19 weeks ago
On a similar note, Vader's Redemption in major key sounds like a festival marching band: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9MShtCg4fk&ab_channel=MutedVocal
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Cats are protected 8 comments
corvoattano · 19 weeks ago
Uggh, I'll go get the dog.
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I love stereotypes 10 comments
corvoattano · 19 weeks ago
Live in AU. Accurate.
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More ways to loose friends 13 comments
corvoattano · 19 weeks ago
Did you know that the official way to end a game of Cards Against Humanity is to play the "Make a Haiku" card? Yeah, rules in card games are a but loose.
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Crazy creatures from the depth of the ocean 23 comments
corvoattano · 20 weeks ago
Thing before the sea potato is basically a xenomorph's inner jaw with a mind of its own.
Anotren? 167 comments
corvoattano · 20 weeks ago
Mine is pronounced basically "Pineapple" in German:
Annrnas
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Grandpa is in hell now 2 comments
corvoattano · 21 weeks ago
Okay, but can he sign this to confirm?
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Liam Neeson next movie 3 comments
corvoattano · 21 weeks ago
I find this hilarious because I just saw the trailer for that new ACTION movie he's in (about a train or something) today.
Just one more week and iam rich 2 comments
corvoattano · 21 weeks ago
Just wait another week to sell it then, you'll have a profit by that point.
Majestic indeed 11 comments
corvoattano · 21 weeks ago
Cocks have the things below their chin. Wouldn't she be the "Hen Whisperer"?
Accurate 11 comments
corvoattano · 21 weeks ago
Boobs are boobs,
Big or small,
We like to look,
And we love them all.

Boobs are great
When in your hand
They feel just like
Two bags of sand

I like boobs
Boobs boobs boobs
Wait, just kidding
I am gay
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Here are some strange things you don't see everyday. 21 comments
corvoattano · 21 weeks ago
Someone totally stole some of the magnets.
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Mount Fujis cutting the clouds 5 comments
corvoattano · 22 weeks ago
True it's huge, but as there's no atmosphere for clouds to form it doesn't get awesome imagery such as this.
As @leincredibleme put it: it's literally a "big ass zit"
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Smart move 4 comments
corvoattano · 22 weeks ago
Did you see there's a new title coming out that may be the spiritual successor to Bloodborne made by the same company (From Software)?

Here's all the info on it so far: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWFgvbf_Zu8&ab_channel=FROMSOFTWARE (30 second video)
Santa was a d*ck in this movie 8 comments
corvoattano · 22 weeks ago
If Santa knows if you're naughty or nice, he definitely knew that Rudolf was being bullied.
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It explains your love life 46 comments
corvoattano · 22 weeks ago
“OH FUCK NO,” you say,and then TINY FISTS fly out and PUNCH YOU IN THE SCROTUM.
Am I fucked? I think I'm fucked.
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Funeral 1 comments
corvoattano · 22 weeks ago
Wanting your funeral to be "Roast" can mean something very different.
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Tell me why! 17 comments
corvoattano · 23 weeks ago
For the record, COD: Black Ops 3 has split screen support even on PC. You just need a controller (PS or XBox) that you can plug into the pc along with the controller. You can also play with 2 controllers.

There are some other games, such as Cuphead, which have local co-op support, once again with keyboard & controller or 2 controllers.
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Abbreviated names 7 comments
corvoattano · 23 weeks ago
On the popular page, this showed up directly below the "Kim is short for Kimothy" tweet post.
Well done @fame90 and @vectorgaze!
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Actually sounds like a good idea for people living far from their close ones 12 comments
corvoattano · 23 weeks ago
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