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New account "Aphelion".

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Everyday on Funsubstance xD 16 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
r/imgoingtohellforthis
Walk into the abyss 15 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
Haven't seen Steven Universe, I just found this on Reddit once.
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Tragic 6 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
Dreamworks: The most FUCKING SAVAGE ANIMALS evar.
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I would do it 7 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
He just doesn't want to admit he would.
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When your mom posted this and tagged you on Facebook 5 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
Well obviously it's because he has armwrestling contests with his buddies at the gym.
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Walk into the abyss 15 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
https://imgur.com/gallery/ZNSaq
Anyone?
(NSFL, trypophobia to hell and back)
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I can't be the only one 7 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
First of May is far more likely to be correct as there are only around 5 countries worldwide that use mm/dd/yy. The US and parts of Canada are the only major ones at that.
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21st Century Warships from Around the Globe! 10 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
As soon as railguns get involved, you KNOW this thing means business. Those things are hardcore, especially when they are big enough to need to be mounted on a destroyer.
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Lightning strike hits the corner of the building 3 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
Science people: What is it cracking the corner? If lightning is a form of electricity, it shouldn't have any mass to smash the stone with, right? Is it the heat?
It's so beautiful to sit alone in a crowded bus 2 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
I just imagine this guy ( https://goo.gl/cNjZPg ) sitting in front of a laptop on Funsubstance.
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Twins of Tumblr 7 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
For real? Or just figuratively?
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Alrighty then 9 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
Not long. Two, maybe three bites. Depends how hard you bite down on it.
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why are we doing this? 6 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
Step 1: drop bombs.
Step 2: drop supplies.
Step 3: drop bombs on a delay (so when they come looking for supplies...).
Repeat as necessary (or the UN gets involved, whichever comes first).
For someone who has fifty kinds of vision, you blind 6 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
Oh, that's not nearly as dark as I was imagining it. I pictured something like Iron Man: Armored Adventures where everyone is younger.
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For someone who has fifty kinds of vision, you blind 6 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
Doesn't this tiny Bruce imply he lost his parents at an even earlier age?
Any way we could possibly play this online? 12 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
"Flip a flip flop"
Ever heard of a coin?
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Ouch 22 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
Trying to get ideas? Very subtle.
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Match made in Tartarus 3 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
I think it's a solid relationship.
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Me IRL when someone's arguing with me online 5 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
Just try that on a drill sergeant. See how much of you is left to like.
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Never Taking My Nose Again 1 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
He grew up in a prison, they probably took a bit more than his nose.
Line! 3 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
All the world's a stage, And all the men and women merely players. And damn bad ones at that.
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He can only be one thing 7 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
Emacs is better than VI.
At least you'll be remembered 8 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
I missed a few times.
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I wonder why 10 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
Why you scoundrel! A ham sandwich?
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