@lady_deadpool I'm sorry for you loss.

"A quantum super computer calculating for a THOUSAND years, could not even APPROACH the number of fucks I do not give."

Let me out!

@rosalinas that's 3 Canada related posts of yours that have made it to the front page in a row. Good job!

Ever notice how big the pipes around Hogwarts must be? How big did they expect the shits to be? Judging by the relatively small number of bathrooms in the castle it can't be quantity they were afraid of.

Much better quality than the original, but also looks a little bit like Coraline.

He squat like true Slav!

There's something amazing about his probe: Before it landed, it had a cap over the lense to protect it during its flight to Venus. Upon landing, it would pop off the cap and let it fall to the floor. Now it also had this little leg thing that would flip down at high speed designed to measure the compressibility of the Venusian soil. However, the lense cap unexpectedly fell right were the leg was supposed to land, meaning the long awaited test ended up measuring the compressibility of a plastic lens cap.

Youngest med school graduate, right there.

https://www.reddit.com/r/TumblrInAction/
All the (cherry picked) golden examples of this.

Facebook uses AIs on their website, so they don't want people freaking out about it. Not only that, Zuck is looking at the short term effects, while Musk is looking at the long term effects. Reddit comment thread about it:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Futurology/comments/6pf57w/elon_musk_says_mark_zuckerbergs_understanding_of/

Tried to get to a Barns and Noble; had to travel 17,000km.

Someone posted something like this to Reddit a little while ago, but it ended unexpectedly with the mouse eating the snake.

Isn't he married with multiple kids? He's not familying correctly...