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corvoattano


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Lion King is great 10 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
Jack Whitehall is great.
Cat's nose after losing a battle with a bee 9 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
But it took his dignity down with it.
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This amounts to a large: 2 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
Bet they've got a dig bick.
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Did you try turning it off and on again 13 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
4gb in 2 hours? That's better than my internet on an average day.
Time to build a bird cage...
Your nightmare came true 6 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
They drunk a lot of water today.
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Savage af 5 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
Is anyone else curious why graytext is called "Spoon"?
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An unbalanced war 15 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
Inertia, bitch!
I spotted a money making activity 4 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
Technically, this is a win win
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Cleaning hacks to make your house sparkle and shine 8 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
All of these sound just believable enough to be true, but at the same time make me suspicious of them.
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Well done, Milo 10 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
Disney's Treasure Planet's character, Dr Doppler also had lots of moment like this. All hilarious.
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Well done, Milo 10 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
Audry and Helga all the way.
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yup, it's perfect :3 4 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
I like how they just rotated the mouth for the frowny face.
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Stacked Long Exposures of Earth taken from the ISS 2 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
Looks like mouldy Jupiter.
Stereotypical pin-up poses 13 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
There was a thing like this with a lumberjack dude a while ago.
EDIT: Found it:
http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/26/this-sensual-dudeoir-photoshoot-will-speak-to-your-lumbersexual-side-5841373/
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I have to try this 3 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
Have you ever heard the FOX SAD to the blue corn LUNA?
Or asked the HAPPY bob KITTY why he grins.
Can you sing with all the HORN HAPPY GRIN HAPPY GRIN HORN of the PICTURE PICTURE...
Can you PAINT PALLET PAINT PALLET with all the colors of the LEAF OTHER LEAF OTHER LEAF LEAF OTHER LEAF LEAF OTHER LEAF LEAF ANOTHER LEAF DAISY DAISY OTHER LEAF LEAF....
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Treadmilling at 25 mph 15 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
Speed is key!
The 3 theories of time travel 13 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
If time travel were a thing, I'd say the Fixed Timeline would be the most likely.
What do other people think? Which do you prefer?
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This one Amazed me 9 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
This was on Reddit a while back, animated version:
https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/6pzd9l/amazing_animation_of_the_moon/
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Kindergarten teacher had students trace their hands for the window 3 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
I have an animated wallpaper that looks like that.
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Me too 4 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
For non reddit people, those little gold stars next to the names are only received when other people buy them for you if they like that particular comment/post. Real money. $4.
People spent $60 on that comment.
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How do you know you're really alive? 13 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
Kinky.
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One way to make friends 5 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
Book is "Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close" by Jonathan Safran Foer
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Baby hippopotamus are just like dogs 5 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
And that's the guy who made the Australian outback his bitch.
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When food is life 3 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
How many did you eat?
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First Responders for the First Responders 2 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
First Responder!
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