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Who do you wanna be 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
Yes I can clearly see 3 cameras pointing up
Teamwork 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
Um dude I think they're fucking.
They got their ends joined
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I really can't tell 8 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
Guys we have to say it's a guy with a girl face. Those aren't breasteses
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I really can't tell 8 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
There's a thing called tanning
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Updoot or ur gonna get woke at 3AM by angry dooters 5 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
As did I.
However, I am slightly peeved at the incorrect hand positions of the floot
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She's 41 years old?! 8 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
When I was in Japan I saw this little booth in the train station selling skin cream.
They must have some good shit there
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Wine tasting 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
Nice mouse on that pic dude
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Amazing slow motion view of a cuttlefish hunting 5 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
Other fish like "la di da"
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Childhood 10 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
The TV show somehow got you emotionally attached to someone else's car
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Shakin' that ass 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
They should've seen it coming.
In that situation, turning only makes it worse. Try and drive in a straight line as possible
Do you like it 7 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
Yeah. The glove squeaks and then he screams as Mickey Mouse
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Random shower thoughts that will make you late for work 6 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
Also if you're sick (like vomiting) it'll work
Who's side are you on? 23 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
Once you've done everything with one person, you want to move on.
Go slow, people.
Keep it fresh
You guys like historical jokes? 11 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
I don't get it cuz I'm not American
Cats are like ghost though 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
How did it get in there in the first place? You can't close a drawer when you're inside it. It was set up
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This is a cool dress 15 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
Technically it's a skirt.
Technically it's a pencil skirt.
Title is wrong
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This is a cool dress 15 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
You are gonna have so much trouble with people wanting to touch ur butt
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Who ever hurt their mom, go die! 10 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
The meme font messed me up. I thought this was supposed to be a meme.
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How not to talk to girls 7 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
Why is there a black fidget spinner?
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Made you flinch 5 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
Haha you got me! You bitch! Hehehehahaha.
Look out for that donation truck, cuz it's not coming
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He gave the last photo 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
Oh god he did give the last photo
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Just a parrot singing let the bodies hit the floor 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
Wow he warped spacetime with his voice
I’m Dean. 6 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
I'm the person that goes ahead....
Yay me?
When a 5 y.o. works out how to use Alexa to add items to shopping lists 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
How does one acquire "do you poo"
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