DancaDaMorte

dancadamorte


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Oh boy 7 comments
dancadamorte · 18 hours ago
When you point out to people that smoking causes cancer, 90% of the time A) you know that person and B) that person does not have cancer, and C) you're actually commenting on the smoking. When you point out to people that over-eating makes you fat, 90% of the time A) you barely know the person, B) you're not actually commenting on the overeating, you're being snide about their actual weight, and C) you have no idea what ACTUALLY caused said weight.
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Why become a nurse 5 comments
dancadamorte · 21 hours ago
Doctors usually mostly diagnose and perform surgeries, nurses do all the hands on treatment stuff. After their initial education and training they're two parallel types of medical proffessionals, one isn't lesser than the other. I never understood the "just a nurse" thing...have you ever seen what nurses go through at a hospital? They're fucking superheroes, male and female both.
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They don't deserve to land on the moon 8 comments
dancadamorte · 1 day ago
"Those who use the metric system, and those who used a measurement system that wasn't even their native one to successfully land on a heavenly body while the native users biggest achievement with it seems to be having no idea how to navigate Imperial-heavy pop culture."
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Toys 'R' Us Files For Bankruptcy In US And It's Time To Say Bye 13 comments
dancadamorte · 2 days ago
We have one in my neighborhood. It used to be a bright, colorful building, and I would go in as late as mid-college to buy gifts or to grab myself a Lego set. I spent a LOT of money at this place. Then they 'renovated' and now it looks like some bland, uninviting institution. No windows, no colors except the surprisingly small sign. And it's a standalone store, nothing next to it to draw you in. I started avoiding it after that, just feels like a place they don't really want you to come into. Started doing my Christmas shopping for the kids elsewhere and bought my own stuff on Amazon.
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Eating ice cream can improve mental performance 4 comments
dancadamorte · 2 days ago
I'm a grown up, I eat ice cream for breakfast for no other reason than "who's going to stop me?"
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Ladies? 11 comments
dancadamorte · 5 days ago
Never. Don your floofy shirts and heels again and walk the streets like real men.
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Cops love shooting dogs 55 comments
dancadamorte · 5 days ago
I dunno, there's plenty of stories about cops around here going into the wrong yards and opening fire on dogs who are in fenced yards. There was even recently a cop who came into a lady's yard and shot two dogs that weren't doing anything. I think that's on video.
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Iphone x 2 comments
dancadamorte · 5 days ago
Will the video thumbails in the gallery play previews when you select them, though?
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I'm 35 and I wanna do both 18 comments
dancadamorte · 5 days ago
I think it's weird for there to be an age limit. I give out candy every year, and when I offer a candy bar to the parent or older sibling who's taking the child out they always look guilty when they say yes. It's free candy! I'm giving it out! Do you want a Reese's? Have a Reese's, I'm not checking ID here.
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This graffiti 5 comments
dancadamorte · 1 week ago
It's only graffiti if it's an unsanctioned work. If the owner of the property allowed it to be put there, it's a mural.
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What's next; bananas being racist against Asian people? 12 comments
dancadamorte · 1 week ago
I don't care about the world at this point. Couldn't care less. It's not my job to.
What's next; bananas being racist against Asian people? 12 comments
dancadamorte · 1 week ago
Psst...this may TOTALLY shock you, but there's actually a large amount of middle ground Americans who aren't left or right, genius.
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What's next; bananas being racist against Asian people? 12 comments
dancadamorte · 1 week ago
When the future generation asks me at what point I decided to no longer be a liberal and stop bother even trying to be an ally to any group outside my own, I will point to the left wing fucknuttery of 2017.
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Anyway... Wait, what was i talking about? 11 comments
dancadamorte · 1 week ago
Any journey without side quests is bland and boring.
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I'm usually done in a minute 9 comments
dancadamorte · 1 week ago
Which is probably why men in general as a group get "Is THAT really what you're wearing?" so often, and why the women with them get those "I'm so sorry" looks they secretly share with other women in public.
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Oh snap 13 comments
dancadamorte · 1 week ago
Probably a bullet. And immediately after you become the last two people at that, given that personality.
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Ohh hellll no 3 comments
dancadamorte · 1 week ago
For the money college cost, they damn well better be lecturing from the time my ass is in the seat. Besides, welcome to the real world. You don't get to dick around on day one once you start a job.
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Meowth thats right 19 comments
dancadamorte · 1 week ago
Meowth is not just a pokemon though, he's PART of Team Rocket himself.
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In case you don't understand why Metric System is so much easier 43 comments
dancadamorte · 2 weeks ago
Yes, we understand. Everyone understands. What you can not make us do, however, is care what the rest of the world thinks enough to change something that works just fine for us.
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Meme is a peaceful way of leaving 1 comments
dancadamorte · 2 weeks ago
I just went out amd moved my neighbor's trash over in front of their own house (rowhome neighborhood, it's trash pickup day). They keep putting it on my sidewalk. Anyone else ever have this problem?
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The smell is too strong 10 comments
dancadamorte · 2 weeks ago
Or one to two light spritzes in the air in front of you, then walk through the mist. I don't understand bathing in perfumes or colognes or body sprays. The majority of them stink if it's more than just traces of scent.
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Happened a few minutes ago, I'm still like wtf. Consumerism at its finest I guess? 22 comments
dancadamorte · 2 weeks ago
It's your money then, and they have no say in where it goes. I mean, unless it's cocaine or Crocs or something. They can get as mad as they want over it, makes no difference. Just tell them you're preparing for the day when you make enough that your charity contribution will be tax deductable.
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Happened a few minutes ago, I'm still like wtf. Consumerism at its finest I guess? 22 comments
dancadamorte · 2 weeks ago
If it's your own money, it doesn't matter if they yell. If it's money they gave you for a purpose that you redirected, it's a gray area. If it's money of theirs that was never specifically handed to you with their knowledge, to do whatever you want with, then you basically stole money without asking. Who's in the right depends on which of these situations it is.
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What did you say? 6 comments
dancadamorte · 2 weeks ago
If somebody says "You pick" I just say "okay let's go." I don't offer them a choice after that, or even tell them where I've decided on half the time. You gambled when you told me to pick.
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Something to consider about fast food 17 comments
dancadamorte · 2 weeks ago
Because I'm eating it on day 1 and not day 180? Besides, I'm pretty sure this has to do with molds. Molds don't grow without moisture, and fast foods dry out pretty quick when they're not fresh. If you cook a regular beef patty at home until most of the moisture is gone and leave it to dry out I don't think that will mold over either.
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