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The kitty has been traumatised 5 comments
dancadamorte · 2 hours ago
I keep seeing things online about washing cats. I've had cats in my house for all three decades of my life and I can count on one hand how many times I remember situations requiring me to wash them. Are cat baths really this common?
Shrek is love, Shrek is life 2 comments
dancadamorte · 2 hours ago
I'm neither here nor there on the prank but holy crap, that's one hell of an attention span to sit there and cut out all of these.
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I feel like people just need to randomise the experience of a city they visit 14 comments
dancadamorte · 15 hours ago
I've had a commercially bought map and gotten turned around in another country, dude. I doubt anybody prints out a map of an entire city they're visiting, and even having one is no guarantee. For one, it doesn't tell me how to get back somewhere via a SAFE route. Christ, you veer three blocks to the west from my house and your odds of getting stabbed and robbed shoot up, I'd rather have clueless visitors ask me than just let them wander through a dangerous neighborhood because our arterial streets are always under construction.
I feel like people just need to randomise the experience of a city they visit 14 comments
dancadamorte · 23 hours ago
Um...not everyone owns a smartphone, and even if they do, as a tourist you could potentially rack up a shit ton of fees if you're out of your service area. And even people who think they know where they're going get turned around by blocked streets or wrong turns. Don't be a dick.
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Online vs. Real life 7 comments
dancadamorte · 1 day ago
It doesn't even let you get a good look at her irl face. From what I cam see though she looks fine. Pretty sure no reasonable person is going to think her lips are really the color in the pic.
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How will he recover from this? 6 comments
dancadamorte · 1 day ago
Very disappointing, all this app did to any of us was guess if our face was maybe human and then lighten anything that was darker. Also randomly added red, which was weird for the olive skinned girl, and decided the girl with no makeup must naturally not have eyelashes or eyebrows. When I tried using it on a picture of Gene Simmons, all I got was a copyright infringement email from KISS.
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Sex bot overlords are on the rise 7 comments
dancadamorte · 2 days ago
But I don't want one that looks like George Clooney, I want one that looks like Chris Hemsworth in his Thor outfit.
Pizza again?? Mom, you're the worst! 24 comments
dancadamorte · 3 days ago
At that age those kids should be able to at least make boxed mac and cheese or spaghetti. Pull your weight in the house, you little cretins. Haven't you seen Shameless?
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Daily dose of trip day 15: Black holes and stuff! 3 comments
dancadamorte · 3 days ago
I think this is one of my favorites so far. Do you have a link to a larger version?
I’ll just leave this here 13 comments
dancadamorte · 3 days ago
You could read it either way, I'm just assuming the downvotes came from that reason (I didn't downvote so I probably shouldn't assume, it just seems the most likely answer).
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I’ll just leave this here 13 comments
dancadamorte · 3 days ago
Probably because we said "the military is a highly respectable institution and this pilot should know better" and you said "watch me use this to insult amazing people like Terry Crews, Mark Ruffalo, and Sir Patrick Stewart by implying anyone who identifies as feminist is trash." Phrasing matters, dude.
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I’ll just leave this here 13 comments
dancadamorte · 3 days ago
He''s Navy and our armed forces are held to a higher standard than the common folk. Drawing a dick in the locker room is one thing, skywriting "tee hee, a huge amount of your taxes go to immature 13-year-olds" for all the world to see is kind of frowned upon. Also...are you talking about the march in pink "pussy hats?" Because those were cat ears.
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Sex bot overlords are on the rise 7 comments
dancadamorte · 3 days ago
All I care about is: when do we get male sex bots so we don't have to put up with man colds and other peoples' laundry lying around the house?
A Very Easy Riddle 16 comments
dancadamorte · 4 days ago
Pretty sure it's Toronto, that's the only EST place. He'd arrive 7pm EST, which is 4pm PST.
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Brain teaser level 100 21 comments
dancadamorte · 4 days ago
If you write it as [(7(] + [3))] + [9] (with brackets signifying the boxes) you're right though. That translates to (7(+3))+9, which is 7 times positive 3 (21), plus 9 (30). It gives you the multiplication using only the symbols provided.
Based dad jr 27 comments
dancadamorte · 5 days ago
First, she begged that candy off strangers instead of getting a job and buying her own. Second, if you want to teach her something non-rich kids learn early, take at least 1/3 of it and donate it to the local police and fire stations, send some of it to the state representatives, some to the city representatives, etc. And every piece she eats, make sure you take away 1/10 of it (depending on the sales/use taxes in the area). If she decides to share any, make sure you take the appropriate gift tax percentage. Make sure you also take some as the tax for owning a candy bucket to keep it in, take some any time she gets sticky and needs to use water to wash her hands, and any time she eats any with the lights on. And all of that is just as fucking stupid as the initial socialism comment.
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Ladies pick your man 9 comments
dancadamorte · 5 days ago
If all I have to offer in this deal is $15, I get what I can pay for. I'll come back later, after I've earned enough personal capital for the higher tiers.
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Robot makes a grave mistake 16 comments
dancadamorte · 5 days ago
It's become a colloquialism on some boards the same way "dumb," "stupid," "idiot," and "retard" became common things to call people who weren't technically any of those. It's the nature of language, like it or not. Words are there for people to use how they see fit.
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True 18 comments
dancadamorte · 6 days ago
@this_isntme Oh, silly me! I didn't know that when looking for historical examples of modern issues to illustrate that a problem is persistent and pervasive we weren't allowed to go earlier than 2000! Thank you for illustrating another problem: that dumb fucks on the internet will always stick their noses in to comment whether they understand where the conversation is going or not! Go learn some reading comprehension. I know it was a long time ago, fuckstick, I was pointing out that it's common for people to be 'racist' against groups considered their own skin color and has been for a long time.
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True 18 comments
dancadamorte · 1 week ago
I think for a while there Italians weren't considered 'white' in southern Jim Crow America. Legally they were, but socially they were ostracised for behavior rather than color. People will find a lot of reasons to draw lines.
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Gun control in Japan 71 comments
dancadamorte · 1 week ago
@f_kyeahhamburg But that's exactly the point. Sheer NUMBER of guns is a false correlation you all love to throw around. What you all are so careful to omit about US guns is that a) a full 50% of the gun total is in the hands of 3% of the population and b) 18% of gun ownership is for hunting (that's right, people still hunt food in the US, or are sport hunters with their guns locked up the rest of the time). Despite the numbers, only 39% of US households are thought to have any guns at all, and gun ownership in the US in 2016 was estimated to be at a 40 year low. Guns are NOT as pervasive as your cherry-picked newscasts would have you believe, and the numbers are not the problem.
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Gun control in Japan 71 comments
dancadamorte · 1 week ago
Guns per 100 people in US: 112. Gun deaths per 100k people: 10.4 (2014)
Guns per 100 people in Brazil: 8. Gun deaths per 100k people: 21.2 (2014)
Guns per 100 people in Serbia: 75. Gun deaths per 100k people: 3.49 (2011)
Guns per 100 people in El Salvador: 6. Gun deaths per 100k people: 45.6 (2011)
Wow. It's...it's almost like the number of guns alone is no direct indicator of number of gun deaths. As if things like environment, culture, mental health and economic factors mix with human nature in different ways in different places.
Now, my info is just quickly pulled off Wikipedia and I haven't had a chance to fully verify, but I'm pretty sure I pulled it out of my ass just as effectively as OP pulled this pic out of theirs.
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Benefit of being ugly 10 comments
dancadamorte · 1 week ago
I don't know what kind of karma you've got, but I've met some pretty huge assholes and people with mental disorders and even they'd never do that to a stranger. So either OP is fishing for attention and it never happened or he's literally Hitler reincarnated.
Tiffany & co. Releases 'everyday objects' line that includes $9,000 ball 11 comments
dancadamorte · 1 week ago
It's the Tiffany version of Pier 1 shit. It's not even weird...the only reason it's making news is that a place known for jewelry is now making housewares. You can probably find ridiculously priced versions of everyday objects from plenty of other places that you just never heard of because it's not Tiffany.
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Anyone else considering becoming gay? 5 comments
dancadamorte · 1 week ago
If you're bouncing around that fast, you're not getting friend-zoned. You're getting quick-girls-spread-the-word-about-this-willfuckanything-creep-zoned.
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