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dancadamorte


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Why haven't I thought of that? 3 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
Doesn't always work. If it's not my job or my chore, I'm not doing it no matter how bad you mess up. If it affects me, I'll only fix the most minute part of it to make my own day easier. So enjoy eating off dirty dishes/wearing wrinkled clothes/getting pet hair on you because you didn't vacuum/etc.
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How have you been doing it? 14 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
I'm confused. Why would you put it back in the pot? I've always strained it and put it into a serving bowl.
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Any volunteers? 12 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
I got no sleep last night, so with no comma here it took me longer than necessary to stop wondering where in the article it mentioned stupid guys getting dicked.
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This way, he HAS to let me cut in the line, for sure. Guy from green car- 16 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
Don't think for a moment I won't drive with you on my hood and brake sudden enough to throw you off into the car in front. And if traffic speeds up while you're on there, not only are you physically fucked but I'm reporting you as an attempted carjacking.
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Rejoice! 9 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
That he's taken a picture all smiles speaks volumes in a place where only a few weeks ago she would be jailed and the photo used as evidence. I'm so glad for the whole country! There's a ton more to be done for women over there but this is a giant step forward for them.
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The Ekaterinburg Arena in Russia extended 2 stands outside the stadium. 7 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
Well that looks like a place I would never, ever sit.
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Both posted within the hour. Coincidence? I think not 6 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
Accident or not, you're still kinda responsible for the cleaning bill if you puke in somebody else's car.
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Autistic Deer 4 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
Didn't he pull the Grinch's sleigh?
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The real world is better than this 5 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
What if they just band together in Amazonian packs and roam the countryside only picking up men long enough to procreate and then still don't need them after? What was your apocalypse all for then?
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How old is your child? 8 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
No, genius. If you read what I said, the conversation went like this: You: "I don't understand the issue people have with using months for age." Me: "The issue is that when non-parents ask and get months, they don't usually understand." End of discussion. Period. There was no further qualifying argument on which way of saying a child's age is best, because I don't care how old any person's kids are by any unit of measurement.
How old is your child? 8 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
It's because parents have a basis for what 12, 18, 24, 30, etc. months are because they're used to counting in months. Non-parents who are asking how old your children are aren't asking "at what developmental stage is this little one?" They're pretty much explicitly asking "how many years has this child been out of the womb?" If you tell a non-parent "20 months" they're going to mentally go "okay, so the answer to the question I actually asked you is that the kid is almost two years old."
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What the f**k? 5 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
The zombie apocalypse begins.
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Free solo 11 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
We do seem to have a risk assessment disorder, as a group.
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Just gonna take a photo of our trophy 21 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
The problem with big game hunters like this is they're not often very good hunters...they pay to have somebody hold their hand and it's not always a fair hunt. Thus, an idiot who sits in the middle of lion territory for a photo op. Let me know when you've stalked a lion for days with no guide and killed it alone with a spear, then I'll be impressed.
But it's an anchor. That's what it does. That's its job 9 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
I think it's supposed to symbolize that anchors are supposed to sink, but you as a person can refuse to be pulled down by whatever 'anchor' is pulling on you.
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This guy has mad skills 14 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
No, if I wanted to reply to you I'd reply to you. I was replying to the post. Your joke's still retarded, though.
This guy has mad skills 14 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
Yeah, that's a kid who got raped by a pedophile, kinda not a thing to joke about.
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College food 4 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
That's linked to the high sodium content that's in the seasoning packets. Throw the packets away, only use the noodles. They're nothing but salt with a bare minimum of flavor stock added anyway.
She seemed to understand what I meant actually 30 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
Common core, which is the standard, is the exact opposite of what you're talking about. That's why students get marked wrong for using old methods but getting the right answer. The current standard is teaching the methodology, and a teacher needs to know that the students know whatever methodology is being taught. And as far as the teachers, they do all know where their students' shortcomings are...that doesn't mean they have time to coddle Susie over there who can't be bothered to prove she's not cheating because she's omg-so-amazing-at-mental-math-like-really while they're dealing with Tom who needs extra help. Then add multiple classes in high school settings, and sometimes multipe subjects depending on the teacher. What it comes down to is, you're not too good to follow instructions when you're in a classroom setting, and if you can't or won't do that then you've earned the low mark.
She seemed to understand what I meant actually 30 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
Of course it's based on conformity. When you teach 30 kids in a class at a time, all learning at different rates and all needing to be taught the curriculum in the space of a year, you need them to learn the same thing and you need to have them show you they learned it. Being special and individual is for when you're in college. If you're not in a private school where you're paying a ton of money for specialized education, you get a specific lesson plan to learn. The teacher doesn't have time or resources to spend letting every student do it their own way and remembering who's doing what, they all need to do it the same way for the sake of efficiency. Once you're in that math or engineering class at university, then you can be special and get creative.
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She seemed to understand what I meant actually 30 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
Yes, you should still do it the way they want you to. Their job isn't to teach you that 2+2=4, their job is to make sure you understand the concept of two individual items being added to two other individual items. You can get as many right answers as you want, but if you can't prove you understand the method you're being taught then you haven't learned the material.
College food 4 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
Two words: ramen noodles. Cook the noodles without the seasoning packet, instead add hot sauce, or butter and grated parmesan cheese, or even spaghetti sauce. A slice or two of a melty-style cheese will give you a mac & cheese substitute. I've been told people sometimes add a bit of peanut butter to the noodles to get a mock Thai dish.
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Makeup app 5 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
She's beauty, she's grace, she has whiskers on her face...
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He is HIV Aladeen 6 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
Which is why you don't do it at 2 in the morning, you wait until a reasonable time and give that important news in a phone call, like an adult.
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She seemed to understand what I meant actually 30 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
Yeah...they have specific things they have to teach you and need to see that you learned them. There can be five ways to get the right answer, they have to know you understand the specific method they're currently teaching. If you're so amazing at it, it's not hard to write down the steps you did in your head on paper. If you find you can't do that, then you do NOT understand the current lesson as well as you think you do.
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