dickgrayson

dickgrayson


I like to make jokes in character. It's kinda funny sometimes...

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What it takes 6 comments
dickgrayson · 5 hours ago
oH
Everyone are good inside 9 comments
dickgrayson · 5 hours ago
Splash, sizzle, scream, run, trip, fall.
What it takes 6 comments
dickgrayson · 5 hours ago
Not gonna lie, I don't know who this is referencing...
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Everyone are good inside 9 comments
dickgrayson · 5 hours ago
Something involving weak acid or strong peroxide?
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Got it? 12 comments
dickgrayson · 5 hours ago
Instead, maybe help that person, let them know what they said, and kindly correct them.
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God is her daddy 6 comments
dickgrayson · 1 day ago
Eh, we're too afraid of real life problems, so we get outraged at things that can't actually hurt us.
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The manager 1 comments
dickgrayson · 2 days ago
You have received the official Support of retail workers everywhere.
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You can’t handle the truth 7 comments
dickgrayson · 2 days ago
Almond milk, coconut milk, soy milk.
God is her daddy 6 comments
dickgrayson · 2 days ago
Yeah, and, with that attitude? She's gonna be waiting a looong time.
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Why teach a racoon this? 6 comments
dickgrayson · 2 days ago
Do you mean why isn't this the standard thing to teach all racoons?
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You're gonna need a bigger pokeball 3 comments
dickgrayson · 2 days ago
^^^^
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"can.. i jump into your arms, hooman..? 4 comments
dickgrayson · 2 days ago
I need it.
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Best ship 11 comments
dickgrayson · 2 days ago
I-I...Uh, wow.
Prepare the sails, and raise the anchor!
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Signs of racism 8 comments
dickgrayson · 4 days ago
@u@
found em!
A story about a ram 6 comments
dickgrayson · 4 days ago
The only thing those hands are touching are yourself.
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Signs of racism 8 comments
dickgrayson · 5 days ago
≥n≤
has anyone seen my glasses?
A story about a ram 6 comments
dickgrayson · 5 days ago
No one asked.
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Proper eye test 15 comments
dickgrayson · 6 days ago
Shit, I think I got laryngitis
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I wanna wear my fursuit to work 10 comments
dickgrayson · 1 week ago
Hey, same rules apply, deliver my pizza on time, and we fine.
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How does he not like fish tacos? 6 comments
dickgrayson · 1 week ago
Ladies, I'll do it, just give me an address, and possibly plane tickets!
(imagine this said, in an over the top, fake cheerful/failing to hide the desperation, it's really the only way it's funny)
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Mexican turtle? 6 comments
dickgrayson · 1 week ago
The good kind
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Not exactly my Friday night plans 4 comments
dickgrayson · 1 week ago
I work in a grocery store. Once, this big, burly black man (not really important, but the mental imaging makes it funnier), comes up to the register with an eggplant. He looks at me, and says 'I send her the purple pickle, she sends me the wet wet'. I don't even know why it was so funny to me at the time, just the pure ridiculousness of it, and I just start laughing. One of the few good moments I've had with retail.
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That's the truth 12 comments
dickgrayson · 1 week ago
...laser pointers?
My kind of Meal 5 comments
dickgrayson · 2 weeks ago
Eh, mornings don't really exist for the Bat family. Awake from evenings to late nights only.
My kind of Meal 5 comments
dickgrayson · 2 weeks ago
What's breakfast?