dickgrayson

dickgrayson

I like to make jokes in character. It's kinda funny sometimes...
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You must science 19 comments
dickgrayson · 7 years ago
Have you?
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You must science 19 comments
dickgrayson · 7 years ago
That's the reason why I take Adderall...
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Capitalism yes 23 comments
dickgrayson · 7 years ago
Except, deadpan doesn't work too well on here. Not with certain topics. You need to remember that this site is made up of 'us people' and we determine what 'jokes' are funny or not. It doesn't matter whether or not your thinking that it'll be funny, no one here likes assholes.
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One day 5 comments
dickgrayson · 7 years ago
Last girl (I know she's like famous or something, but I don't pay attention to any of that shit) got tons of plastic surgery to look like the second pic. So she doesn't count.
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Because im batman 4 comments
dickgrayson · 7 years ago
I'm right here you know...
Look alike 6 comments
dickgrayson · 7 years ago
... Jared Leto Joker?
Seems fun 4 comments
dickgrayson · 7 years ago
Same thing.
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An anonymous group of people is placing pokemon statues overnight in the city of Suzano 4 comments
dickgrayson · 7 years ago
'This is mine now, I'm taking this with me'
Awkward 17 comments
dickgrayson · 7 years ago
That's exactly how you don't get a tip from me.
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So the witch doctor has a new trick 5 comments
dickgrayson · 7 years ago
I told the Witch Doctor I was in love with you!
And the Witch Doctor, he told me what to do!
He said...
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Know your place 2 comments
dickgrayson · 7 years ago
True story, I was the cape.
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This kid Risks 10 comments
dickgrayson · 7 years ago
I actually have to call in Bats for this. Apparently this counts as a 'legitimate threat'.
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"Whiskey, eh?" 3 comments
dickgrayson · 7 years ago
The bestest boy
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Summer 3 comments
dickgrayson · 7 years ago
Now imagine being a crime fighting hero, wearing tights. It ain't pretty.
Keep going 3 comments
dickgrayson · 7 years ago
Or sometimes, it's like its just always standing there, looking over your shoulder, and whispering into your ear, with a tether on you. Some days, the tether is longer, other days it's shorter, and much much closer. But it's always there, it's always whispering.
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Cursed Image 2 3 comments
dickgrayson · 7 years ago
...Ice King?
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The full story of Elon Musk 6 comments
dickgrayson · 7 years ago
Hire someone to keep the snail away from you.
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Keep scrolling 9 comments
dickgrayson · 7 years ago
No, respect is going above just being decent. I might wave at some random person when they wave at me, and I might smile at them, but I don't know them, and have nothing to base any respect on. But, say I knew a veteran, who had saved hundreds of lives. I would have utmost respect for for them, and treat them as my superior.
Keep scrolling 9 comments
dickgrayson · 7 years ago
On first interactions, I neither respect, or disrespect people. You don't have to 'respect' anyone to just be a decent person towards them.
Guns guns guns 10 comments
dickgrayson · 7 years ago
Yeah, remember last time he went to America? Got shot immediately after stepping outside, went to a hospital, doctors tried to save him, but all the drugs used ended up messing up the regeneration process, and he was dead for like an hour, before it eventually did kick in, having him lose his memories in the process.
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Girls do you agree? 12 comments
dickgrayson · 7 years ago
Yeah, what if we set off a trap?
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The ribbon worm shoots a white substance or 'tongue-like proboscis' to hunt 3 comments
dickgrayson · 7 years ago
Actually, I believe that's literally it's intestines. Quite poisonous.
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Resident Evil 2 Birkin cosplay 5 comments
dickgrayson · 7 years ago
imagine like, if were a really dry day though
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Dare for you 5 comments
dickgrayson · 7 years ago
The dare is to eat the 'gum'.
Now it's even better.
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Nerd Fight 10 comments
dickgrayson · 7 years ago
Also, ONE exhaust vent? How did it stay cool??
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