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This is a great idea 9 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 5 hours ago
Depends on where you live.
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Sky canvas 3 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 7 hours ago
It's the awkward little brother of the monster from Pan's Labyrinth. Unsee that.
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Colonoscopy robot (Nope, Nope, Nope) 6 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 9 hours ago
More like expensive electronic medical anal beads!
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Je vous aimes 6 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 9 hours ago
Another way in Japanese is:
大好きだよ。(daisuki dayo).
Sounds like: die-suki-dā-yo
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This is a great idea 9 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 12 hours ago
*Sits back with a bowl of popcorn, waiting for someone to say, "They spelled color wrong."*
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Buster Keaton did it first 6 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 12 hours ago
If you go to a noodle shop in S.Korea, you'll often find scissors at your table.
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Being nice at work 4 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 15 hours ago
You can also take a broom, put it over the top of the stall and lock it that way. I lived in a dorm and I did that for April fools. I went around to all the girls bathrooms and locked all the stall doors. Of course I did this at night, so in the morning when everybody has to pee they ran into a little problem. The chaos that followed was worth it.
I should mention I am a girl having done this to my own dorm.
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A cat-erpillar. 2 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 15 hours ago
Especially when it goes to crawl in your lap. >:D
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21st Century Warships from Around the Globe! 6 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 1 day ago
I was expecting a joke at the end of this... like North Korea's being a tiny fishing boat.
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Hackerman 27 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 1 day ago
At first I thought nobody is this stupid, then I started reading comments......
Every Cat Ever: They Just Don't Care 9 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 1 day ago
Well if it makes you feel better my cat had a sister who didn't obey for shit. Some cats take to training, others don't
Every Cat Ever: They Just Don't Care 9 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 1 day ago
She's 10 (50 human years) and rarely gives me trouble. If anything she more like a dog, she even obeys commands.
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Every Cat Ever: They Just Don't Care 9 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 1 day ago
I have a wild little cat, and yet she has never messed with the toilet-paper roll. She gets locked in the bathroom at night, but come morning, the roll is untouched (shower curtain too).
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A good teacher 10 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 1 day ago
Mom: What did you learn in school today?
Kid: Nothing. The teacher just kinda dripped on us.
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Daddy's little girls never grow 8 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 4 days ago
The funny thing in my house was; if you can't get it open hand it to the girls (mom and daughter). ;p
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Rarity 12 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 4 days ago
You have 3 choices: Loyal, Sane, or Gorgeous.
If you chose loyal and gorgeous, she'll be a psycho. If you choose sane and gorgeous she'll cheat on you. You can't/ won't find all 3.
The evolution of the nopes. 4 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 4 days ago
Go to pick a flower and the flower blinks...... a nope for me.
Probably the best card trick ever. Penn gets MAD 2 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 4 days ago
I think he's just being sarcastic. It's a just a show.
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Let's hear about the weirdos you went to school with. 16 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 5 days ago
Yes. But the problem is some people don't grow out of it.
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When you can't find your mom at supermarket 4 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 5 days ago
With a face like that your mama lost you on purpose! /:D
I freakin' love y'all 5 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 5 days ago
The friends in your head don't count, sorry!
Jk! Lol
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Let's hear about the weirdos you went to school with. 16 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 5 days ago
LOL it was in hiragana! This song was called Haru ga kita (春が来た). And if there was any Kanji it had the hiragana notations at the top.
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Let's hear about the weirdos you went to school with. 16 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 5 days ago
We didn't have time for practice the song; it was to be performed the next day. And this girl had been bothering me all week to perform that song with me, so the only way to shut her up was to just do it and get it over with.
So the next day we were going to perform that song for the class. I gave the girl a copy of the song. Only thing is it was all in Japanese, I hadn't translated a word of it. Mind it was a children's song and the Japanese was very very basic. We weren't going to translate it into English, we were going to sing it in Japanese. She knew this ahead of time. So when it came time to sing we both stood in fornt the class with the sheet music. And when the song started she threw her sheet music to the floor and ran out of the room. To sum it up; she couldn't read a word of Japanese.
Edit: While I can read Japanese I am not claiming I can speak it. It's like English speakers reading Spanish you can read it but you can't understand a word of it.
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Let's hear about the weirdos you went to school with. 16 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 5 days ago
Example:
There was a girl that I went all through high school with in my classes. She had the fakest British accent and she had an obsession with Japan. I don't just mean she obsessed over maybe going to Japan, she would come to school in a Kimono sometimes! Most of the time she would just bring books and manga (in Japanese) and would pretend she was translating it. She also used to bow to every teacher before she would sit at her desk. I should mention she was white not Japanese.
One day I busted her ass. My grandpa lived in Japan and I could read Japanese. So in choir class we had to perform a solo in front of the class. I thought it would be less embarrassing if I performed a song in Japanese, that way the other kids wouldn't know I was screwing it up. This girl found out and wanted to perform with me. I said OK but I don't have the music with me today I would bring it tomorrow. Continued ---->
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Good night 3 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 5 days ago
And dad is sick of your shit. :p
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