DontAskMeIDontKnow

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He was about to lose one of its lives 2 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 7 hours ago
Kitty looks blackened already!
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Pranking the dorm R.A. 8 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 7 hours ago
After. It was a trade school for 16-23 year olds.
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Pranking the dorm R.A. 8 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 8 hours ago
At this point I can't hold back the laughter anymore and I tell her I pranked her. Surprisingly, she wasn't even mad; but I did wake up to a (fake) disciplinary notice shoved under my door that morning. That week I made a little straitjacket for the doll, and attached a note to him for the R.A. saying, "So he'll stop creeping you out during inspection."
After this incident, she was alway careful when checking my room at night. It also sparked a planking war between us, which is one the best memories I have from attending that school.
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Pranking the dorm R.A. 8 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 8 hours ago
I turned off the light, pretended to be asleep and waited for the R.A. to come do the bed count. She gets to my room, opens the door, and immediately slams it shut. All the while I can hear her saying to her self, "OH GOD. OH GOD! F**k F**k F**K!" I'm doing everything I can to not laugh at this point.
She then cracks my door open and starts whispering my name and telling me to wake up. I pretend to wake up and ask her what's going on. That's when she starts freaking out and points at the doll. I decide to keep freaking her out; I get out of bed and say,"Sh*t, not again! I told you not to creep around the dorm at night!" I then pick up the doll and start getting back into bed. The best part; after she saw that it wasn't being held up by something ( remember she can't see the string) she start flipping out more, "What the hell do you mean by AGAIN?!?"
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Pranking the dorm R.A. 8 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 8 hours ago
Funny story
I lived in an all-female dorm for 2 years, while attending a trade school. Let's just say it was boring there when you weren't in class. So I took some old clothes and made a 'Vampire doll' for my room. During the day (7am-4pm) the dorm is locked and inspected by the R.A. to make sure it's clean. Yeah, we did our own cleaning. Anyway at the end of the day; one of the R.A's pulled me aside and told me that that doll in my room always creeped her the F out, every time she went to inspect my room.
I should mention that this dorm also had a curfew and bed checks; the R.A.'s would go room to room, each night, and do head counts. Anyway, I knew that particular R.A. had the night shift that night. Perfect time to prank her! So I took invisible thread tied it to the doll and attached the end to the ceiling. The doll looked like it was standing in the middle of my room; you couldn't see the thread.
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Cringe: Who wants to help me find and murder this person 26 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 13 hours ago
*Drives up with a truck full of torches, pitchforks, and baseball bats*
Come and get em!
Careful 7 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 13 hours ago
Do they still make those Flintstones vitamins?
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Meanwhile in Booneville, Mississippi 12 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 1 day ago
I will blame AutoCorrect.
Woman 14 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 1 day ago
I tell my (overly religious) sister, "God gave you long arms for a reason."
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Normal sister talk stuff.
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Woman 14 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 1 day ago
Gotta love yourself then ;)
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Woman 14 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 1 day ago
Uh... take that as a compliment.
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As a counterpoint to the other FB post. 11 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 1 day ago
Kinda like following someone you know is an idiot, just so you can keep tabs on them. Example: Relative posts that she's going on a trip. I know she'll have to pass through my town to get from A to B. So now I know to move my car, shut my blinds, and watch T.V. with headphones; so she'll think I'm not home and leave me alone.
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Penalty kick 4 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 1 day ago
The first thing out of my mouth: LOL YOU CLEVER LITTLE F***ER!! ^•^
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Something is just wrong with my brain today.
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As a counterpoint to the other FB post. 11 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 1 day ago
My sister keeps bugging me to join Facebook. She doesn't understand that some people have lives.
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Does this need a title? I think not. 5 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 1 day ago
Iiinnn the arrrms of the angel~~
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Black woman protecting a fallen racist from a crowd 16 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 1 day ago
I was genuinely curious.
Meanwhile in Booneville, Mississippi 12 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 1 day ago
You're incorrect spelling disturbs me; I'm starting to feel persecuted! ^0^
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Does this need a title? I think not. 5 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 1 day ago
I had a messenger bag with buttons on the flap. I had so many, people began giving me buttons to put on the bag. The tiny ones, not the big ones.
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This should be interesting. 67 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 1 day ago
I hadn't listened to my music today, so I put it on shuffle; got Gerard Way.
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Black woman protecting a fallen racist from a crowd 16 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 1 day ago
Sure she didn't just trip and fall on top of him?
Dismissed 2 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 1 day ago
Click at your own risk.
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Aflac's promotional methods are getting outrageous 3 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 2 days ago
That's a goose...
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Calm down, bewbies. 4 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 2 days ago
amen.
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I think not! 7 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 2 days ago
Looks like religious 'no masturbation' propaganda to me!
Creative parking lots 2 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 3 days ago
That can be interpreted two different ways.....and I wasn't thinking 'Late for school'.
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