DontAskMeIDontKnow

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*When FunSubstance asked me what my handle was, I said :

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But you're supposed to like me 6 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 16 hours ago
That’s basically what happens LOL!
My stepmother likes to talk sh*t that gay guys will hit on any man they see. So I asked her, “Does that mean you’ll hit on any straight man you see, even though you’re married?” Love how she gets all offended!
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Evolution of Cellphones 5 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 1 day ago
They go smaller and smaller, until guys figured out you could watch porn on them... my! How the screen size has grown!
Santa is not a nice guy 8 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 1 day ago
My dad. He makes wooden toys all year long, and gives them all away on Christmas.
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Would you live here? 11 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 3 days ago
No. The insurance would be a nightmare.
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Oh well ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 4 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 3 days ago
There’s a special seat in the background for you.
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Disappear 2 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 4 days ago
I don’t get it. The pictures are the same.
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Jk!
That's how they ease the pain 3 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 4 days ago
Vagina teeth need to be checked too. They call them lips for a reason.
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Congrats Australia! 10 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 5 days ago
Never!
Oliver is British 4 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 6 days ago
A British shorthair.
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Don't Do Catnip, Kids 5 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 1 week ago
And yet my cat doesn’t like catnip. I’m missing such fun times....
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No lifts no gifts 2 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 1 week ago
But what if I want my gifts to be lifts?
Hanging onto a fridge door 10 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 1 week ago
The fridge adds 10lbs.
Unless it falls on you.
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Hexagonal beehives 5 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 1 week ago
No
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I'm here to solve your poverty 17 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 1 week ago
Sooooo... do you remove the womb or are you just renting it out...?
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Lumberjack problems 2 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 1 week ago
Can’t wear plaid without looking like a lesbian, maybe I should carry an ax.....
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I wish school was like this when I was a kid 21 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 1 week ago
That.... might have worked on me...
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Probably not vegan. 6 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 1 week ago
Just tell them, “Santa got mad again.”
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USA education 14 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 1 week ago
We had multiple exchange students at my school, who were bored to death, because they had already learned the same stuff 3 years earlier.
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Frosty the snowdick 9 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 1 week ago
I would have stuck the hat on my friend; my unwilling friend, to see what happened.....
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Just Can't Argue With That 2 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 1 week ago
I live in the Pacific Northwest. I tell ‘out-of-state’ people; “There is no Bigfoot. What people are really seeing are hippie women, who don’t shave, going skinny dipping.”
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Kids aren't old enough for some things 24 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 1 week ago
Yes. I agree that children under 16 should not be given surgery or hormones (ok with blockers).
The one reason I don’t like this post is because it breeds false information, which creates misunderstandings and hate.
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Kids aren't old enough for some things 24 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 1 week ago
Here’s a link for people who are actually curious and/ or want to understand what trans is: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL7SgbxvTR7N5-jYeT2Coj99qnRQTIArKP
Kids aren't old enough for some things 24 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 1 week ago
Well, my cousin was born female, but all the way up to age 10 insisted he was not a girl. They went to a therapist for a while before putting him on hormone blockers. Once he was 16 he was allowed to take testosterone. He graduated high school a couple years ago, and doesn’t regret a thing.
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Kids aren't old enough for some things 24 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 1 week ago
My cousin is transgender. There’s more behind this than that; how about learning about it before you judge sh*t.
The moment this lad lost his glasses 4 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 2 weeks ago
At least he can’t look down now....
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