DontAskMeIDontKnow

dontaskmeidontknow


*When FunSubstance asked me what my handle was, I said :

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Rip me 6 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 16 weeks ago
I’d say, “Hope my webcam wasn’t STILL ON!”
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A day at the office 4 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 16 weeks ago
Lay on the floor and scream, “WHERE ARE MY LEGS?!?”
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Understand what you hate. 69 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 16 weeks ago
Ever talk to one? They accept themselves; that’s why they came out of the closet. Like I said; it’s easy to hate what we can’t understand.
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Understand what you hate. 69 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 16 weeks ago
Whatever helps you feel better troll.
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Works everytime 3 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 16 weeks ago
You wish.
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Cheering up mom 7 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 18 weeks ago
Same. My sister was in the bathroom and yelled out the door to me (11 years old), “Bring me a pad!” I yelled back, “Hold on, I’ve got one in my backpack!” I brought her a notepad. She wanted a period pad. This made her and my mother laugh so hard, they tell the story to this day, about how innocent I was in not knowing what a period pad was. I knew what a pad was. I wanted to screw with my sister, because she’s an annoying b*tch.
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*uses blood bending powers* GET BACK UP THERE! 16 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 18 weeks ago
So.... you’re on your period right now huh?
Closing the trunk 10 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 18 weeks ago
Mom powers.
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Would you buy? 13 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 19 weeks ago
Might..... :P
Would you buy? 13 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 19 weeks ago
Hint: if you can’t get it now, how is the afterlife any different?
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Slow down bambi 6 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 20 weeks ago
It should say: When someone holds open a door for you, but the door is far away.
2017 in a nutshell 9 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 20 weeks ago
Transphobia isn’t funny.
Pick a Side 17 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 20 weeks ago
@cakelover pull your head out; I can’t quite hear you.
Pick a Side 17 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 20 weeks ago
Or you can just stop telling people what they can and can’t do with their own bodies.
How to sneeze in different languages 10 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 20 weeks ago
You’re excused. :P
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I hate it 2 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 21 weeks ago
Make a HUGE fart noise.
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"My safe word is Pineapple Juice" 5 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 21 weeks ago
Wtf is this???
How to sneeze in different languages 10 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 21 weeks ago
I’m surprised the German one wasn’t 20+ letters long.
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The only election that matters 26 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 21 weeks ago
I live in Oregon and have never heard of it. O_O
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Merry Christmas from the Halley Antarctic Research Station 5 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 21 weeks ago
Looks like human centipede.......
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The only election that matters 26 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 21 weeks ago
WTF is Oregon?
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